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(33 votes) Published: Jan 22, 2003 12:00 a.m. Viewed 289 times
All you got to do is tell your neighboor that your cat has been missing for 10 days and u put advertisements all over state in search to find it but you really have’nt lol,what u need to do is like have your cat in your house at all times the night before you set neighboor up say now u go on to your neighboor on a tuesday on the monday night before place your cat over your yard fence into neighboors and in morning knock your neighboors and say u STOLE MY CAT ITS LOST I BEEN TRYING TO FIND IT FOR 10 DAYS AND THEY SAY THAT THEY HAVE’NT SEEN IT AND THEN U SAY I DONT BELIEVE THIS BULL#*@! I THINK U SHOULD SHOW ME YOUR YARD,AND THEY SAY OK SURE BUT I AINT STOLEN YOUR CAT,AND THEY U SAY WHEN U SEE KNOWING THAT U #*@!ING SET THEM UP THAT YOUR CAT IS IN THEIR GARDEN LOL,AND THEY SAY OH" MY" GOD" IM SORRY IT MUST HAVE BEEN THERE FOR 10 DAYS ALL ALONTG AND I SAY DONT GIVE ME THAT BULL#*@! YOUR A CAT KIDNAPPER BUT I SHOULD PHONE THE COPPERS U CAT NAPPING BASTARD,BUT THEN LAUGH AND SAY ILL LET U OFF THIS TIME BUT IF NEXT TIME U EVER KID NAP MY CAT FOR 10 DAYS AGAIN ILL ARREST YOUR CANDY ASS ESPECIALLY IF YOU DONT FEED MY CAT LOL.PS U CAN ALSO TRY THIS PRANK SET UP WITH dogs to!