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(39 votes) Published: Feb 24, 2003 12:00 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 676 times
If you wanna add a little extra laughs to ding dong ditching your arche enemy, then heres what you do.
First, you take a good sized milk carton, with the top cut off. Get a bunch of your buddys and pick out a house to place one of the funneist things you’ll ever see on. Make a trek to the house at ohh, say 9:00-10:30(so they answer the door) scout a good dark spots in the bushes across the road to hide in. Have each of your peeps take a nice warm tinkle in the carton and walk to the door. carefully lean the carton against the door on the opposite side of the hinge#*@! the bell and run like no other, and when the moron opens the door, your friends wont resist havin a laugh watchin the victim dance in the warm fluid invading his threashold. mwahahaha