Get off of your community service
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(57 votes)
Published: Sep 28, 2009 5:12 p.m.
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Recently, I had 50 hours to do and I had no time to do it. With homework and Call of Duty it just doesn’t add up to do it all and community service.
So on Saturday I went in to the National Guard(they have recruitment centers all over the US) and I told them I was 17 and wanting to join the National Guard but I had 50 hours to do and I could not join it.
So basically the guy who gets paid for every person he signs up gave me a pass saying I came in on 7 different days and worked a total of 50 hours. I gave him my name but I told him I was 17 so I could not sign up but told him I would be back in a few months.
Anyway thats my egg |
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 | Sep 28, 2009 8:20 pm -
5*, I could see this working. |
 | Sep 28, 2009 8:56 pm -
um, dam, this might actually work. kickass, ill keep this in mind if i ever get comm. service. 5*s |
 | Sep 28, 2009 9:12 pm -
i did something like that to get a camel pack from the marines. the recruiter chewed me out on the phone when i told him I had reconsidered my options. I still have a camel pack and his job still sucks. |
 | Sep 29, 2009 12:35 am -
5* and Favs for when i need this, i think i will. |
 | Sep 29, 2009 3:11 pm -
FUCK 5*S THIS EGG IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!! |
 | Sep 29, 2009 4:02 pm -
^^^^ you’re fucking gay ^^^^
and 4*S |
 | Sep 29, 2009 5:01 pm -
Hope you didn’t just lie to Noskrazy’s brother,
he might just snap kick your ass for not showing back up.
Cool egg though, 4* |
 | Sep 29, 2009 9:32 pm -
Clever. However, old people can’t do this. I need a better plan. Oh, wait, I have one already... it’s to not get into trouble to begin with. o.O
Four stars. |
 | Sep 30, 2009 2:42 pm -
Quote: I need a better plan. Oh, wait, I have one already... it’s to not get into trouble to begin with. o.O
meh, its too hard not to get into trouble, I will stay the way I am.(DONT CHANGE FO DA MAN) or lady in this case.*look around and notice that I am surrounded,look back at over_lord and growl*
Grrrrr =] |
 | Oct 01, 2009 9:08 am -
Community service is a snap if you are female and/or friendly, and it can even be kinda fun. If you’re unfortunate enough not to be either of those, however, a strategy like this would probably come in handy. |
 | Oct 03, 2009 7:53 am -
Steaming_Log, well played. |
 | Oct 04, 2009 8:43 am -
5* fuck yeah. That put a big smile on my face and even made me laugh a little. |
 | Oct 26, 2009 9:38 pm -
5 |
 | Nov 02, 2009 6:16 am -
mondo 5’s! |
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