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(119 votes) Published: Mar 22, 2003 12:00 a.m. In 6 Favorites Lists Viewed 1558 times
Get a wheelchair, and pu#*@! into a busy spot somewhere and sit in it, waiting for a tasty person to go past. Slap/feel their arse as they go past, and when they turn round angrily start moaning and trying to reach your left elbow with your left hand and bite your right shoulder and stuff. They will think you are a retard or something and let it pass. Also it is a good excuse to do weird stuff like growl at people, or throw water bombs at them and then act retarded so they think it can’t have been you. Only problem is if someone you know sees you.