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handy phrases for traveling in muslem areas!
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Published: Mar 21, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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Handy Phrases for traveling in Muslem areas

USEFUL PHRASES TO KNOW WHEN
TRAVELLIN IN MUSLEM AREAS:

AKBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN.
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

FEKR GABUL CRADAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR.
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor
with my arms above my head and my legs apart.

SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GOFTEH BANDE.
I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.

AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST.
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk
of your car.

FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA
JEBEHKESHVAREHM you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages
I will glady reciprocate by betraying my country in public.

KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEH AMERIKAHEY.
I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies
travelli as reporters.

BALLI, BALLI, BALLI !
Whatever you say! 		 
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ishot2pac-8875
Nov 25, 2004 1:11 am -
Thanks hank, it might come in handy sometime.


-8746
Dec 17, 2004 3:26 pm -
Hahaha


dimeslime
Jan 23, 2005 3:55 pm -
ha ha im going to a mosque for a school project in a week, these will come in handy!Thanks!


ThY
May 17, 2005 2:58 pm -
LOL


SilentBushido-3858
Nov 16, 2005 8:27 pm -
they could use these in france. for those out there who dont follow the news several cities including paris were virtually taken over by our peaceful muslim friends. BALI BALI BALI


SenatorRyan
Mar 19, 2006 3:48 pm -
ha ah ha 3


-PapaSmurf-
Nov 09, 2006 1:51 am -
Fuckin retard you dont even know how to spell MUSLIM.
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