funny things to do when your stoned!
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Published: Mar 21, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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here are a few things to do when youre stoned!
Ther are a few standard things to do when you get stoned. Eat, Laugh, Sleep, or watch tv/play video games. Everyone knows this. Here are a few nifty things that can pass the time while you are baked out of your skull.
1. READ A BOOK. Ok, so what if you thought The Hobbit sucked. I guarentee whatever you read will be the best book youve ever read if youre completely faded. This is a bit tough though, because it requires a bit more concentration. But if you can handle it, reading can be the most intense experience there is.
2. PLAY BOARD GAMES. Play games like Cranium (the most awesome of all), Trivial Pursuit, Pictionary, or Planet Hollywood. Games like Chess, Stratego, and Risk are alright, but can sometimes be too competitive. DO NOT play monopoly, as you will either never finish the game, or it will last 10 minutes.
3. SNEAK UP ON ANIMALS. This sounds totally retarded, but it can be hilarious trying to jump the family dog. For best results, video tape it to watch later. Speaking of which.
4. MAKE A VIDEO. Do anything. Good things to try are music videos, where you dance around or do whatever while music is playing. It can be the funniest #*@! ever.
5. HAVE A CAMPOUT. This can be the most rewarding experiences of all. Grab some blankets, get some marshmellows on a stick, build a fire, start making smores, and just talk to your friends about whatever comes to mind. It can be better if you have a talented friend (or yourself) who can play guitar and sing.
6. WATCH MOVIES. There are some great movies out there, many of which can be more intense by being high. Greats include: Half Baked, Billy Madison, SLC Punk, The Thin Red Line, Pink Floyds The Wall, Drop Dead Fred, and any Disney musical cartoon (the Little Mermaid, Lion King, ect.
7. SEE A CONCERT. This is the absolute best thing to do when youre baked. to see a concert by a killer band. 311 is highly recommended, along with Dave Mathews Band, Pearl Jam, Counting Crows, and Ben Harper.
8.WA people playing golf belive me it doesnt sound that funny thinking about it but its #*@!in hilarious.
W I hope Ive given people an idea or two that will help them out when they are both bored and faded. Have fun! |
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 | Nov 28, 2004 8:04 pm -
or you could just get more high at home. me and my friends enjoy gettig high then just looking out the window.......we dont get out much |
 | Dec 02, 2004 3:13 pm - A.D.I.D.A.S.
WHAT ABOUT SEX? It’s great when your stoned. duh... |
 | Dec 12, 2004 11:43 pm -
im seeing slayer this thursday so i’ll take your advice, and by the way a really good band when your fucked up is rammstein the greatest german band ever! |
 | Jan 06, 2005 12:06 am -
dude im a 12 year old goth kid and i love getting smashed with alochhol and fkn heroin and cocaine and jan 8 km going too see killswitch engage,slipknot,and unearth one of mah favourite bands is slayer,dmage plan panthera, cannibol corpse,bleeding through and soo on long live dimebag:( anywho thanks for the advice dude |
 | Jan 13, 2005 8:27 pm - good times
yeah i’m a 14 year old "prep" and i smoke like a fuckin fish i watch golf a lot when i’m high and bored but last week i was ripped of my ass and i covered my friends toilet in hairspray and set in on fire i couldnt breath i was geekin out so bad then i ate a doughnut ssmoked another bowl and whent to sleep |
 | Feb 15, 2005 2:39 pm - yeah
yeah i always like to get stoned before and while im at a show. i like to watch lord of the rings when im stoned but the best movie is cheech and chong’s up in smoke |
 | May 17, 2005 3:11 pm -
yayyyya aayyy! |
 | Jun 19, 2005 3:06 am - Ha ha
Some sweet idea’s I can’t wait to sneak up on my dog jesus that’ll be fucked up |
 | Jun 22, 2005 5:24 am -
read a bible when your smashed |
 | Jun 23, 2005 2:54 pm -
Quote: dude im a 12 year old goth kid and i love getting smashed with alochhol and fkn heroin and cocaine and jan 8 km going too see killswitch engage,slipknot,and unearth one of mah favourite bands is slayer,dmage plan panthera, cannibol corpse,bleeding through and soo on long live dimebag:( anywho thanks for the advice dude |
 | Jun 23, 2005 3:00 pm - another thing
just look at somebody who doesent know yor high and just laugh and laugh whenever you see them then pretend your trying to control your laughter and you cant so u laugh even more and keep doin that till they think they like arnt whereing pants or are bald and they are getting paranoid and just keep laughing |
 | Aug 06, 2005 4:51 pm -
heres a good one eat as jacubs crakers as u can then when the first hits u as you know it dose try to get ur head under the sink in the kitchen but as we all know pot makes u lazy so its full of dirty plates and so on or am i just sad old pot head ? |
 | Nov 13, 2005 7:30 am -
heres a couple jump off a bridge put a gun in your mout pull the trigger drink drain cleaner run out in front of a speeding car hahahaha 1* |
 | Nov 16, 2005 8:23 pm -
heres some things i found much fun in while high playing video games!! way more fun when your high and my favorite playing hacky sack yes hacky sack my friends. |
 | May 26, 2006 9:25 pm -
i usually just get high and masturbate to the teletubbies and cry |
 | Jun 13, 2006 8:43 pm - FFF GGG thats what you give to me
yea so getting lost in the woods or getting lsot on the web and lsitening to loud music a mixture of everything so you can laugh, smile, sing along, get angry to, or just zone out to you need it all. Oh and last time i got lost in the woods i thought i was in the pine barrens but then i just realized i was about 200ft from my house... but fun all the same. |
 | Nov 10, 2006 11:03 pm - things to do when high
my first time ever getting high,
we watched Butterfly Effect and when they travel through time?
AMAZING |
 | Fe 10, 2007 2:48 pm -
man thats awesome ill do that next time i get baked |
 | Jun 21, 2007 11:33 am -
fuck thats amazing im pretty baked right now i might play a board game lol |
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