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(92 votes) Published: Nov 25, 2004 10:27 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 6151 times
K well me and my friends always sneak out and drive the car around. and we are only 14 sooo im gonna tell all u guys how to sneak out our way.
1. first off get some wd-40 and spray the window or door u are gonna sneak out of.
2. if u are gonig throught a window like we do. open it just a crack. like acouple hours before u go. cause windows are lound when they open.
3. if u are going out a window. put a blank on the botton of the window where the plastic is...cause this will make it soo much more quite it is crazy.
4. start 30 mins before your planned time to meet someone. take as long as u want on getting to the window and opening it.
5. if u have a big house and have to sneak far to get to get where u want to get out. walk on the balls of yours toes and close to the walls cause this will lighten the sound.
6. if u have a gay ass mom who will call swat if u arnt in your bed and are missing write a note telling her u are ok. cause my mom is fucking crazy!
7. NEVER COME HOME DRUNK! lol i learned this one the hard way.
8. if u are going out a door. either open it REALLY FAST! cause this will make the squeezs go bye faster. or really slow.
9. have fun!
*I hope God has mercy on my enemies, ’Cause i will not.*
Jan 22, 2005 2:42 pm - hell it sucks to have parents who actually "care" but my parents hate me so i can just say #$%^ you and walk out the front door and they dont care
Dec 17, 2005 9:01 pm - good idea.. i was gunna sneak out tonight and i liked the idea about the note because i was already thinking of doin that.. lol.. at least it will lighten the sentance if i get caught ya know.. and thanks for writing this.. you gave me even more great ideas.. if i could give you more than 5* i would but the limit is 5 so way to go !
Jan 23, 2006 5:08 pm - this is how i do it i leave my shoes by the door or window and walk there without shoes on so you dont make a lot of sound and carry your shoes outside and put them on there then you know the rest
Jul 13, 2006 12:50 pm - windows are LOUD hey. yeah everything you said is good, i dont really get the blanket on the window thing? idk where you mean to put it BUT... my question is does anyone know something you can put on windows to make them quieter? i dont have this wd40 stuff..HELP PLEASE!
Jun 30, 2007 9:07 pm - good, but all common sense. and never waste 30 minutes before, practice your route when your home alone or durring the day and determine exactly how much time you need. 30 minutes is time that could be spent outside fucking with your neighbors
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