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(111 votes)
Published: Nov 27, 2004 6:36 p.m.
In 3 Favorites Lists
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1)Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat’s milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son, he’s a martyr."
"This is my second son. He is a martyr also."
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully,
"They blow up so fast, don’t they?"
2)Q: How do you tell when an arab has gone through puberty?
A: He takes his diaper off of his ass and puts it on his head.
3)What should you do if an Arab throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
4)Q: In Iraq, Why don’t they teach driver’s education and sex education
on the same day?
A: Its just too hard for the camels !!!!
5)>Q/Why are camels called the ships of the desert.
> >A/Because they are full of Arabian semen.
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 | Nov 27, 2004 8:09 pm -
lol. I like # 2 |
 | Dec 03, 2004 12:21 am -
mmm cuppy cakey |
 | Dec 17, 2004 3:13 pm -
Haha nice! |
 | Dec 22, 2004 4:42 am -
HAHAHAHA |
 | Jan 01, 2005 6:41 pm -
So thats what zaxtor looks like. |
| Jan 10, 2005 12:11 am -
mmm cuppy cakey |
| Jan 30, 2005 10:17 am -
This is racist shite. |
 | Feb 05, 2005 10:19 am -
nicely done |
 | Feb 20, 2005 8:59 pm -
LOL those damn arabs lol |
 | Feb 21, 2005 7:35 am -
good stuff |
 | Ap 08, 2005 10:58 pm -
funny |
 | Apr 12, 2005 9:47 pm -
You are a dumb niger |
 | Jun 02, 2005 12:42 pm -
the arab jokes are kind of funny, even though i’m arab. actually i’m indian, but whats the difference. |
 | Ju 02, 2005 1:32 pm -
lol |
 | Aug 08, 2005 11:24 am - niger
niger niger niger niger niger niger niger niger niger niger niger niger niger niger niger niger |
 | Oct 09, 2005 5:17 pm -
You are a racist fuck. |
 | Nov 17, 2005 7:52 am -
LOL you need to add more. 4* |
 | Dec 22, 2005 3:31 pm - What the Fuck is ur problem
look u mother fucker i dont care who the fuck u r... y the fuck r u bitching bout arabs?? u need 2 shut the fuck up or ill kick ur ass u got that... |
| Dec 22, 2005 3:35 pm - What the Fuck is ur problem
i swear 2 god if i find out who the fuck u r i swear that u r not gonna like whats gonna happen 2 ur ass...!! Fuck u... |
 | Dec 28, 2005 10:44 am -
hey tahreer does the reer in your name stand for a camels ass aka rearlmao settle ur ass down |
| Jan 15, 2006 7:28 pm -
^LMAO^ dude |
 | Jan 25, 2006 1:20 pm -
Humorous, but nasty.
And by the way Marcus, its a LOT different whether you are an Arab or an Indian. |
 | Feb 25, 2006 9:02 am -
Quote: u r not gonna like whats gonna happen 2 ur ass |
 | Feb 25, 2006 1:27 pm -
this isnt an egg post htis shit in the forum boon
shiiiit...
noob these days ruining this site
lol jk |
 | Sep 16, 2006 4:37 pm -
HA HA HO HO HEE HEE HA HO !!! |
 | Oct 27, 2006 9:24 am -
mate your jokes are funny especialy the last 2 but there flat out racest
we all hate arab terorists and should bag them but not all arabs |
 | Jun 30, 2007 12:18 pm -
nice. |
 | Aug 18, 2007 12:31 am -
3* kinda funny |
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