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(241 votes) Published: Dec 08, 2004 11:15 a.m. In 4 Favorites Lists Viewed 4318 times
---Complete Guide To Cutting Highschool Classes---
after spring break me and my friends would cut school every day after 5th period. plus the ocassional 3rd 4th and 5th period cuting classes also.well here i go.
----EXCUSES-most important part,if your schools computers are on a network you will need to convince the teachers not to write you up when your gone.
1.tell your teachers in advance that you might be busy the next day or later on because of, band,peprally setup ect. possibly tell them you wil give them a note excusing verifying it if they are suspicious./,most teachers will remember why your not in class but forget that you were supposed to bring a note.
2.have a friend change your mark in the roll book or call out your name when called by the teacher
3.fake doctors note usually works
4.CALLING IN SICK-i dont recommend, i’v seen this fail 5 times and never work. but in the event you decide to try, keep this in mind. YOU "the parent" act sick your self, say you need to get your son a flu shot or something. have plenty of info ready if your friend is calling/phone number,address,social,parents names. if the secretary act suspicious and get snotty, act defensful and angry that she would treat a parent like this!
5.have a kid in class conferm to your teachers why your absent half way in the day, make it beleivable.
-----GETTING OUT OF SCHOOL-we personally just walked out and got into my car and left.
1.never wait in parking lot
2.dont act sneaky, pretend like you have a note
3.keep a slip of paper in your hand for the hallway, this looks like a hall pass, most administrators wont ask to read it if they see you are holding one.
4.leave with coeop people(half day work leave seniors)
5.be prepared to run away,you might have to run if an administrator see’s you that will reconize you as not being a senior. running wont add to much time in detention/you might as well try and then deny it later
6.---NO CAR?(if your ever in the principals office and you get a look at the camera angles"remember every detail you can") try to just walk away into a neighborhood and stay low.
7.dont bring bookbags and dont wear school apparal, you will look like your playin hooky 4real.
8.always have an excuse for being out of school. suspended, your visiting from a different state, private schools have half day today. to be real sneaky, get name of a person that is suspended(you can tell a cop your name and have him check it out)
9.Cameras aren’t actually being watched in high schools. unless your school is really ghetto, their is no person assigned to watch cameras all day. if your paranoid, find out where the camera screen is(probley the principals office+ one more place on a computer somewhere) make sure that person is not in the room when leaving school.
----SPECIAL OPPORTUNITIES---- my favorite. most risky but has the best payoff, i would concider this worth being caught for a chance to get this opportunity(this will work best if your last class is aid period, try requesting it at end of junior year)
if you can be a teachers aid at you school you can con the teacher into letting you go home early everyday, like i did.
1.first day of school, skip your teachers aid class for about 3 days. no more no less. this will cause confusion and prepare your story. you wont get contacted because its only the first 3 days of school and there still geting stuff strait.
2.(before following htese instructions-have somebody check the aid teachers role call, you may not even be on it at all until you show up the first time)
----If you are on the role call/ have a friend goto her class and talk to the teacher(pretending to be you)/tell her that your aid class was switched to another room. and that the administrator told you to come talk to her and let her know the circumstances because you were accidently schedualed to be here. let her know that you might be on the role for this semester but to ignore it.she will most likely forget about it the next semester.Now you can leave early everyday!
NOTE-(i had a class switch notice for my 2nd and 6th period classes because of to many kids in 6th period, i just didnt switch classes and they forgot untill the next semester, they though it was a mix up and let me keep the same schedual)more proof that this can work, but 2nd semester might catch up with you.)
3.---IF YOU GET CAUGHT UP? (claim that your last class on your schedual was blank.)so you just went home after 6th period because somebody told you they heard your were alloud if your were short classes. when the aid teacher meets you she will be confused(not the same kid as before) maybe there was a mixup. enforce the idea that you shoodent get punished for there mistake!
----If IT WORKS---you can go home early every day with no worries, or goto the YMCA and workout. get buff on schools time.
--end note--
keep in mind that the reason i was able to cut "every day" was because i had an computer class 6th period that my teacher stopped teaching(it turned into warcraftIII lan party everyday) and I had an aid class 7th period.
Dec 08, 2004 4:01 pm - thanks man. we were gonna write this down and hide it in a book in the library like in american pie. but we never got around to doing it, so this is next best thing. have fun skipping school, i know i did.
Dec 19, 2004 8:29 pm - that wouldnt work for me because the school already has me on this stupid recorded slip thing and I have to give it to the teacher to sign it that I was at class and on time or they will expell me or kick me off the football team
Jan 07, 2005 2:19 pm - no i didnt go to a private school, but one time this kid wore his football jacket and people kept looking at us funny.
people give excuses about why they cant skip school, like a check slip or a manditory roll call every class that gets checked up on. but there is a simple solution, just change schools. i told my friend that he was just dumb for going to a private school.
Jan 12, 2005 8:21 pm - your school suxxorz see, Its not like that at all in alameda, in 4 years I have never once been asked for a hall pass, the trick is to hold your head up, walk with purpose, and act like your doing what your supposed to be doing. Ive been doing this for so long that now I don’t have to anymore, If I’m just sittin on a bench and the campus supervisor (kindda like school security)walks by, she looks at me then keeps walking. I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON A BENCH AND WOKEN UP WITH HER LOOKING AT ME, I said hi, she said hi then walked away. Even the principal just says hi kyle (me and him are on a first name basis), asks how im doin, then moves on. No cammeras at my school either........
Ja 14, 2005 9:54 am - your wrong about the cameras they do watch the tapes like one day at the end of school my whoile spanish class left like 3 min early and we all had to stay after a half an hour the next day they saw us on the cameras
Feb 04, 2005 12:30 am - very nice, going to have to try this
my school has video camers alothough they are on the outside cause somebody took their truck onto the field and tore it up
Mar 06, 2005 8:54 pm - i had an awsome teacher in middle school that.. i "aided" for and he let me eat ships and pop in front of the class while i did stuff and he bought the stuff too. and on some fridays (like 8 in the school year) i would convince him to buy a personal size pizza and 2, 2-liter sodas that i shared with my friends at lunch.
Jun 25, 2005 12:13 am - I’d say the best thing is to just get like 100 people to suddenly get up and in a panic run out of the school, things will get so messed up that theyll just let everyone go :D. Cause they don’t know who left.
Sep 22, 2005 8:47 am - Nice egg, i cant really wag classes since people in my class are wanka’s who tell the teacher shit if they know that your wagggin the class.so i just walk home if i cbf staying at school.Little bit tricky since you gotta get your bag out of your locker and no one is walking around out of class let alone with there bag.
Oct 19, 2005 3:09 pm - "meh"....lol! nice prank
Oct 19, 2005 3:09 pm - Wait, nice "egg" because it isn’t a prank. But good egg anyways!
Jul 08, 2006 6:53 pm - eeeh, that’s my school Eastern High man. Mr. Marshall the bald headed negroid kicked me out because I was on "Sexton’s list", and skipped the four days towards the end of school.
Jan 02, 2007 11:33 am - heres what i do if im in the hallway and a teacher asks what im doing i either say that i have a headache and im headed to the nurse or i say that im running an errand for a teacher
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