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Avoid the cops at a bar or party!
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(77 votes)
Published: Dec 15, 2004 11:38 a.m.
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D.D Decoy Driver


-first off- i want to say that i dont condone drunken driving, in fact it pisses me off because i know people that have been killed by drunk drivers. but i see a difference in drunk driving and driving under the influence. A .04 can get you arrested if your under 21 but anybody can drive fine with a .04

sometimes cops post up in front of a bar or party waiting for people to leave. sometimes they wont bust a party if it isn’t loud and too obvious, but they will wait for drunk drivers.

once somebody spots the cop waiting outside, let everybody know not to worry and that you have a plan

-here is the plan- find a sober person (this may be hard, try calling somebody)

-have the sober person stumble out of the house and walk to their car and get in.

-he then drives down the street making sure the cop see’s him swerve and drive like a drunk person would.

-when the cop goes to pull him over, pull over on a side street so the cop cant see the house or bar.

-then the (slightly intoxicated) people run to their cars and make a break for it while the cop is gone.

make sure that their aren’t any other cops left hiding!

the sober person that was driving shouldn’t admit to being a decoy, just say your tired or something, and that ("you didnt see any people"/ quote, very important) at the party drinking. 		 
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Vinylmesh
Dec 15, 2004 3:01 pm -
This the designated driver system gone cool!


Carpe_Diem
Feb 07, 2006 3:52 pm -
If he’s swerving he gets reckless driving you retard. 0*


KeiserSosay
Feb 07, 2006 4:25 pm -
you don’t get wreckless driving just for swerving your car you moron, you just gotta say that you were changing a cd or something and he will let you go every time.


PSD_XII
Dec 26, 2007 2:33 pm -
if you can drive fine with a .04.
Then why da fuk will you call a friend to
come and rescue you so you can get in the car.
thats retarded.
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SquishyPengui
Dec 26, 2007 6:32 pm -
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Your eggs suck. You suck. Go kill yourself and stop trying to make eggs.
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