Ways to send a car to Hell
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(55 votes)
Published: Dec 17, 2004 8:53 p.m.
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Ways to send a car to Hell by The Jolly Roger
There are 1001 ways to destroy a car but I am going to cover only
the ones that are the most fun (for you), the most destructive
(for them), and the hardest to trace (for the cops).
- Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the
way through the pavement!
- Tape a CO2 bomb to the hood, axel, gas tank, wheel, muffler,
etc.)
- Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this one is good!), a ping pong ball,
or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank.
Plastic deforms and dilutes into gas. The final result is much
harder to inject into the engine, possibly causing valve replacement.
- Put potatoes, rocks, banannas, or anything that will fit, into
the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff ’em up into the
tailpipe.
- Put a long rag into the gas tank and light it...
- Steal a key, copy it, replace it, and then steal the stereo.
- Break into the car. Cut a thin metal ruler into a shape like
this:
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³ ÚÙ
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Slide it into the outside window and keep pulling it back up until
you catch the lock cable which should unlock the door. This device
is also called a SLIM JIM. Now get the stereo, equalizer, radar
detector, etc. Now destroy the inside. (A sharp knife does wonders
on the seats!)
Have Fun! -= Exodus =- |
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 | Mar 10, 2005 8:28 pm -
Copy and paste from Anarchist Cookbook. This HAS to be the worst attempt I’ve ever seen. Boo!! |
 | Mar 12, 2005 9:29 pm -
thanks for the "rag in a gas tank" trick, I’d never heard of that- plagerizing loser |
 | Jun 27, 2005 7:44 pm -
LOL Have Fun! -= Exodus =-. That just totally killed it . |
| Jun 27, 2005 7:45 pm -
LOL Have Fun! -= Exodus =-. That just totally killed it . EDIT: and Ways to send a car to Hell by The Jolly Roger |
 | Jan 26, 2006 8:00 pm - plagerizing bastard!!!!
The ideas are good but they would be better if you didn’t copy them. |
| Jan 26, 2006 8:00 pm - plagerizing bastard!!!!
The ideas are good but they would be better if you didn’t copy them. |
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