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(98 votes) Published: Dec 18, 2004 6:52 p.m. Viewed 1088 times
What You Need.
-A Brown Paper Bag
-A Human Ass (or Anmial)
Right, what you wana do is store up a huge crap, i’m not talking about those little "i need to shit" i’m talking about the "Oh lord here it comes" ones.
when this time has come you need to shit into the brown papper bag and try you’re best not to seal it (otherwise it will go stale)
Then, put it on someone’s door step, set the baby alight (using liquid if you must) then hit the door bell and bail.