Oct 16, 2006 6:09 pm - My account will now be under one person. Let that person prosper forever. You’re the only angel. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- hacker-1 87 Oct 20, 2006 10:32 am - dude.. killing ur slef was not the answer but RIP

Oct 13, 2006 5:21 pm - The world is at your disposal. But only if you are willing. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Captainp zzaman Oct 13, 2006 6:44 pm - Don’t worry about it. AtlJoker Oct 14, 2006 12:41 am - no, anus

Oct 12, 2006 9:33 pm - How to abuse your school computers. Rather hilariously I might add. If you are not happy with your school, or are just bored and fucking around with a friend, take it out on their computers. Chances are they bought cheap computers. Open the CD drive and look for a little rubber band that opens and closes the door. Take a pen and snap/pull the rubber band off. Once you close the door, the drive will NOT open when you press the button. I managed to get mine open again by using a piece of metal (which came from the computer) to pry it open. Rub things against the spinning gear. Or if you are completely retarded, rip the fucking tray out of the computer (no I didn’t do that). Sure, you may be an asshole for doing this, but guess what, being an asshole is fun. This world is full of them anyways. And as they say, if you can’t beat them, join them. On a side note, do NOT wipe blood on the monitors. It coagulates very quickly, for some odd reason, and gets stuck on there. You have to use some type of liquid (in my case, spit) to get it off. Yes I realize how disgusting that is for anyone besides me. Mmmmmm, monitors covered in blood and spit. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- c0w_tipp r Oct 12, 2006 10:12 pm - lol, this made me laugh Defiler Oct 13, 2006 1:25 pm - I figured that when you said "lol". The words after that were fluff.

Oct 11, 2006 1:33 pm - An even more important message from Defiler MORE IMPORTANT THAN CLEGG’S MESSAGE! Staples feel weird when they collide with your ulna. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Knuklehe d Oct 11, 2006 3:08 pm - agreed..... prosk8r712 Oct 11, 2006 3:41 pm - Word Defiler Oct 11, 2006 7:01 pm - Damn, it feels like someone shoved a hypodermic needle in my arm and snapped the tip off. I think the muscle got fucked up or something because after all, it was done directly ontop of the muscle on my lower arm.

Oct 08, 2006 9:59 pm - An important message from Defiler. All forms of life die now The humans will succumb Time to kiss your ass goodbye The end has just begun But seriously, my sack itches. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Defiler Oct 09, 2006 10:03 am - After a some skillful and quick manipulation, the itching has ceased. Defiler Oct 09, 2006 12:58 pm - No, this is Microsoft Sam. Defiler died back in Nam. Defiler Oct 09, 2006 1:20 pm - If you want to get freaky, I can change into Microsoft Samantha. AtlJoker Oct 09, 2006 2:25 pm - do it for me

Oct 07, 2006 6:00 pm - Something to NOT say when a Spanish teacher is around. "Dos putas" I said that to two of my friends while pointing at them. It just so happened that a Spanish teacher walked directly infront of my finger when I said that. She gave me a really weird look but kept walking. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- MrManhat an Oct 07, 2006 6:37 pm - hahaha icantt inkofanickname Oct 07, 2006 6:43 pm - i insulted my spanish teacher too last year. she was talking to us about how spanish will help us in our future jobs, and i stood up and screamed "like when i work at burger king!!!!" she then started screaming all sorts of spanish things at me in rage. it turns out she used to clean the crappers there. Oct 08, 2006 5:54 am - when your oredering food at mcdonalds and trust me there ALWAYS mexican at the mcdonalds in texas... Anyway say " Y esta vez, No chinges con mi comida" They will get fucking pissed.

Oct 05, 2006 7:04 pm - Weird questions to ask people. What does your nose hair smell like? Have you tasted your tongue recently? Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Defiler Oct 05, 2006 8:21 pm - It’s a good way to purge your brain of excess stupidity. riceandbeans ct 05, 2006 9:01 pm - your bored lovesickhorror Oct 05, 2006 9:59 pm - ^^ it’s you’re not your c0w_tipp3r Oct 06, 2006 10:20 am - should i get circumcised? BurnVictim ct 08, 2006 12:14 am - Quote: ^^ it’s you’re not your No, it’s your. It wouldn’t make sense if it said ’purge you are brain’.

Oc 01, 2006 2:26 pm - If you listen to Rammstein: -You want to shoot up your school -You worship the devil -You love Hitler It’s true! 100% undeniable. I am going to start carving a Swastica in my arm now and dye my hair blonde. While I am at it, I am going to make a few sacrifices to the devil and oil my guns for tomorrow. Sieg Heil! Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Led-Zepp lin Oct 01, 2006 3:11 pm - Sounds highly erotic. Led-Zeppelin Oct 01, 2006 7:44 pm - HAHA! Invisible post bitch! Led Zeppelin Oct 01, 2006 7:44 pm - .....Damn I feel stupid. stfk Oct 01, 2006 8:35 pm - I have a huge fucking penis. riv lZone Oct 03, 2006 5:38 am - Awsome, LETS KILL SOME TEACHERS Linux Oct 05, 2006 8:18 pm - Lmao icantthinkofanickn me Oct 16, 2006 7:07 pm - i dunno about you guys, but im taking out the prep kids first. ANY ONE WITH A COLLAR SHIRT IS GOING DOWN!!!!

Oct 01, 2006 11:06 am - Beef and cheese? So I microwave a "beef and cheese" XX burrito because I was hungry. When I first taste it, I notice that is is mushy and sort of tastes like wet cardboard. I ignore it and keep eating. After about 3 bites I look down at it and stop eating. The "beef and cheese" paste was gray. This made me question what exactly this company defines beef as. I went to bed that night trying to ignore what I just ate. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- RER ct 01, 2006 1:02 pm - Make your own out of ground beef and cheddar. They taste a hella lot better. Defiler Oct 01, 2006 2:19 pm - I am losing faith in the food we humans eat. I am at the point where I would rather go and make my own food. Why the fuck can’t we just eat food? Why the fuck can’t they take beef and cheese and put it in a tortilla and roll it up? Why do they have to load it up with so many god damn chemicals? For God’s sake, it is fucking frozen, I don’t think it is going to be rotting any time soon. b_boi-997 Oct 01, 2006 3:03 pm - I’ve eaten a burrito exactly like that. It was disgusting. My experience was about the same too. I swear sometimes it’s like they’re feeding us animal food. Defiler Oct 01, 2006 3:18 pm - Our dog gets to eat REAL beef while we are stucking eating that crap? How in the hell did that shit get past the FDA? Did the company pay them a few million to allow their disgusting product to be distributed around the US? I now see anything with the FDA’s mark of approval on it as nothing special. If the FDA is going to approve that bullshit to be consumed by us, then I lose all faith in them.

Sep 28, 2006 8:33 pm - Herzeleid It hurts. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Sparking on Sep 28, 2006 11:48 pm - what does? rivalZone Sep 29, 2006 4:33 am - Are you in love Defiler? Or is it somthing else? rivalZone Sep 29, 2006 4:34 am - Yeah I read some more of your blog and Im pretty sure Im right, am I? rivalZone Sep 29, 2006 7:26 am - AND by the looks of your blog you like the band Rammstein, me too. Herzeleid is the name of their first album and one of their songs on it is called Herzeleid I think its the 6th track Clegg Sep 29, 2006 9:51 am - EAT COCK! Defiler Sep 29, 2006 1:35 pm - Yes, I do like Rammstein alot. You have to know what herzeleid actually means. riv lZone Oct 01, 2006 1:06 am - Im pretty sure it means Love. rivalZone Oct 01, 2006 1:09 am - AND I ALSO LOVE RAMMSTEIN! sorry for the CAPS Defiler Oct 01, 2006 9:20 am - No? Where did you get that from? It doesn’t mean love. If you listen to Rammstein and bother translating some of the lyrics, you will know what this means. Led Zeppelin Oct 01, 2006 3:09 pm - Yes, STDs sometimes hurt. gingerbreadman-9521 Oct 03, 2006 3:01 am - .............. whats the story!!??[b] trouble-6990 Oct 03, 2006 10:27 am - Herzeleid is German for Heartache rivalZone Oct 05, 2006 2:05 am - ^^^ Yeah, wtf defiler? Defiler Oct 05, 2006 7:05 pm - Haha, you have fallen for my trap! I have peaked your curiosity but shall never relieve it!