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(36 votes) Published: Dec 24, 2004 8:17 p.m. Viewed 307 times
what you need: -the cardboard sleeve that vinyl records come in
-thick substance (shaving cream, whipped cream, poop, etc)
-tape
what you do: 1. Reinforce the edges (but not the opening) of the record case with some tape.
2. Fill the record case with as much stuff as you can, while still leaving enough room for the open edges to come together.
3. Slip the open edge under someone’s closed door.
4. Stomp on it!
Note: If you really want to be mean, use a mixture of glue, poop, and the liquid in the bottom of a cooking pan (like after someone cooks chicken).