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Professional stealin guide
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Published: Jan 09, 2005 8:12 p.m.
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Stealing from a department store is not always easy and u take a risk of gettin caught untill now. In this paragraph i will do my best to give u a good guideline to stealin from these cocksuckers.

#1. When u go out to steal shit u will need a simple dress code. You will need a pair of JNCO jeans which have the biggist all around pockets that a pair of paints offer. You also need a long sleeved shirt.

#2. Go to any store worth stealing from besides WAl Mart.

#3. Walk around casually untill u have spotted the item u want. Look at the item with some intrest dont look around and be noticed but keep an eye out.

#4. This is where the good ol dress code comes in. Take your hand and put it in your sleve. Grab the item with the hand thats in the sleve and at the same time with your outher hand grab anouther one of the same item you have in your hand inside the sleve so its not visible. Look at the item that u picked up and put it back so if anyones whatchin they think u put it back.

#5. While walking around do not put the item in your sleve in the pockets just yet feel around for barcodes ect. Peel them off and ditch em. Then when nobodys lookin put the shit in the pocket.




P.S the biggist giveaway to get caught that security looks for is puttin it in your pocket. Dont do it right when u get it walk around and then put it in there. GOOD LUCK$$$ 		 
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Defiler
Jan 09, 2005 8:47 pm -
Just get a shot gun and blow the head off of any security guard that gets in your way.


BadBoy-2665
Jan 09, 2005 9:34 pm -
lol, I’ll be doing that, thanks Defiler!


psychotron
Jan 11, 2005 11:00 am -
Get a bloody rocket launcher and shoot a rocket up everyones ass.


GrandMastaThief
Jan 13, 2005 8:05 am -
I’ll jsut stick to lifting wallets


insanepyro-3009
Jan 21, 2005 2:19 pm -
yeah what they said


acanz-4040
Nov 21, 2005 12:09 am -
ur a fucking retard


Drive-By-Bukkake
Nov 12, 2006 9:34 am -
why not wal mart??
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