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(63 votes) Published: Jan 11, 2005 10:30 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 1157 times
Here are some ways to annoy that hag of a teacher.
CAR PAYBACK
#Get some egg’s and egg the crap out of her car.
#Buy some balloons and fill them up with such things as, 1)Crap 2)Vomit 3)Piss 4)Paint or mix them all together.
#Fined some fresh dog poo and pick it up with a plastic bag.Then smear it all over the car and on the windows so when shes driving all she see’s is crap.
#Fined a couple of garbage bins and dump it all over the car.
IN CLASS ROOM PAYBACK
#Call her fatzilla then poke her stomach with a stick saying she’s fatter then a Hippo.
#If she’s drinking coffee put a tampon in and leave the string hanging over the side or you can spit in it.
#Spit on her chair and make it slimy.
# Replace chalk with white crayon’s.
#If she has a 4-leg metal chair, bend one of the back legs in so she will fall backwards.
OUTSIDE PAYBACK
#Print up copies of paper saying she has Genital Herpes.
#Wait after school with a mask on and a BB gun then shoot her a couple of times in the leg.
#Fined a picture of her face then cut it out and sticky tape it onto some porn picture then print out like 100 copies and sticky tape them all over the school.
Jan 11, 2005 7:59 pm - spray paint her head and tail lights on her car, put a potato in her exhuast pipe, mock her loudly during a lesson, during a lesson walk up behind her with a tape measure and measure her waist and height then call her short and fat, walk up behind her and rape her(an idea if you live close to mexico, after school hide in her car and while shes driving jump up and yell "boo"
J n 11, 2005 8:00 pm - spray paint her head and tail lights on her car, put a potato in her exhuast pipe, mock her loudly during a lesson, during a lesson walk up behind her with a tape measure and measure her waist and height then call her short and fat, walk up behind her and rape her(an idea if you live close to mexico, after school hide in her car and while shes driving jump up and yell "boo"
Jan 23, 2005 4:36 pm - hmm Or don’t and avoid going to the office. Instead, do something you wont get caught doing. like draw a ball licker note, write "you’re a retarded bitch" on it, and put it on her dest. You can also use the old prank of putting chalk in the eraser. If she’s rather short you can put things she needs above the chalk board and make sure the overhead projector screen is up all the way. If they have a string hanging off the projector screen so they can reach it to pull it down, take that string off. Then just leave her alone. Teachers aren’t worth spending too much time on. Go get the gay kids that think they’re better than you and or try and get you in trouble all the time.
Apr 17, 2005 1:45 am - Hurl a stone at her head!! What a RIOT!!! LOL!!!! LMFAO!!!!
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