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(49 votes) Published: Jan 12, 2005 3:13 p.m. Viewed 2014 times
Aight, this is just like the beginning of the first Scream movie. Call up one of your friends, and ask them if they are alone. Who answers that question? Nobody. But it will get them on their toes. Next, tell them about the how messy their dormroom is and hope to god that this room has windows in it. If so, no doubt there’s gonna be a shitload of questions like "who the hell is this" or "what the fuck". No doubt their scared now, especially if their a female. But this is just the beginning. So they know you can see them. Now ask them if you can come up. Be like "I just wanna get to know you". What’re they gonna say. You guessed it. So. Now, hopefully you know who this is so you can make a comment like, "I’ve noticed you in the hall, I like your sweater today". Anything personal will do. Finish this conversation with a comment along the lines of, "Alright, you know what? I’m just gonna come up right now", and just leave those suckers hanging. Don’t be surprised if they come to class tomorrow with bags under their eyes and looking around like their’s some guy ina Scream suit in the corner. Good luck my fellow scary people.