Wooden Zanmatoa making
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(44 votes)
Published: Jan 12, 2005 8:58 p.m.
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A Zanmatoa is a huge-ass sword made to smash, not to slash. You will be more likely to kil with it if you swing it wildly without much accuracy, just basic distance and speed, since sharpness won’t matter much because of it’s size, and the force’ll probably break their ribs anyway. So on to the blade making!
First, get a big peice of wood like 4 feet by a foot. cut a handle from the bottom with blocks to keep you from losing your grip. This is useable now, but I’ll go on for my own design. Shave the top off like a triangle, it should look something like this, but I suck at net drawing.
|==|=|==|=|=|=============\ It should basically look something generally like that. Now if you want it to be lighter and more areodynamic, draw a potato-shaped/’sized hole in the middle of the blade, like so...
|==|=|==|=|=|==========0===\ Well, it should be on it’s side to look and feel better. Cut it out with a Jigsaw. THere you go, you have a wooden Zanmatoa. To the best of my instructions. Have fun, and if you kill anyone, It’s your own damn fault, some people claim there’s a woman to blame...yadda yadda yadda. |
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 | Jan 12, 2005 9:47 pm -
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 | Jan 12, 2005 10:04 pm -
*looks at the forums* Ok, this has to stop. I’m calling in back up. *messeges Weasel, calls in friends from other forums* I dunno what they can do to help, but oh well...We can all still plauge him... |
 | Jan 12, 2005 11:41 pm -
Interesting type of sword and good instructions. |
 | Jan 13, 2005 4:14 pm -
Dude, it is called a base ball bat... |
| Jan 13, 2005 9:05 pm -
No, this is a huge-ass sword. I should know, my friend made one and nearly broke my arm with it...It’s five feet long, and hurts like bloody hell, a long way from a baseball bat. |
 | Mar 18, 2005 2:22 pm -
cool, i’ll try it... |
 | Jul 14, 2005 1:52 am -
Ok, but isn’t the main thing that makes something a sword the fact that it’s long and cuts stuff? This seems like more of a bludgeoning instrument. |
 | ar 21, 2006 5:19 pm -
nice but wat makes a sword a sword is that the blade is lager than 4 feet it has a edg and blade |
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