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(60 votes) Published: Jan 18, 2005 12:19 p.m. Viewed 1786 times
LOST KEYS: Get a hold of some old useless keys (car, house, etc.). Place victim’s name, phone number and $50.00 reward... if found and returned. Drop the keys in one of the less desirable areas of town.
GARAGE SALE: Place an ad in the classified section of your local newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your victim. Advertise televisions, cam-corder, vintage automobile, antiques, etc. Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. Come early!
X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS: Purchase a large adult bedroom toy. Wrap it in a large amount of tin foil. Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims carry on luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray machine the contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil and will be unwrapped-inspected by airport security officials. This one will make your sides hurt from laughter, if present during the inspection. I like this prank for both male and female victims.
MONEY: Write a sexually oriented solicitation message, victim’s name and phone number (inviting a phone call) on the edge of several pieces of paper money before spending them. The victim will receive many eye popping inquiries.
DOGS: Purchase a silent dog whistle. In the early hours of the morning (2am-4am) go near the victim’s house and blow the silent whistle and the dog will begin to bark uncontrollably until the owner awakes and disciplines the animal. When the owner goes back to bed repeat the process again.
TAG ALONG ROAD KILL: Find a dead dog or cat along side a road. Take a 12 foot long rope, tie one end around the animal and the other end around the back axle of the victims automobile. Balance the dog or cat on the back axle of the automobile. As the victim drives, the animal will drop off the axle and will be dragged about 8 foot behind the automobile horrifying fellow motorists. This one kills me!
ANIMAL POO-POO: With plastic gloves on find some animal poo-poo and place it under the door handles of the victim’s automobile. The end result is a sticky situation.
NOISY APARTMENT NEIGHBORS: Place a clock radio or portable stereo in a large cardboard box. Place open end of box next to the wall adjoining the victim’s apartment. Tune the radio to whatever obnoxious station you choose. Turn-on when you are away and turn-off when you return home.
BOWEL CONTROL PROBLEMS: Place a Baby Ruth candy bar next to victim while they are in bed asleep. Body heat will melt the chocolate to the point that when the victim awakes they will think they had an embarrassing accident. This is a great, brother-sister or college dorm prank.
FAX MACHINES: Write whatever you wish on 9 A4 pages and tape them together (end to end). Dial the victim’s fax number and start sending the pages through. After page two has been transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a continuous loop. The document will continue to cycle until the victim’s fax machine has run out of paper. Be sure and disable your phone number from being printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D. This prank is great to get even with a business or individual who has somehow cheated you.
If there is some girl you really hate put an ad in the paper about a local brothal and put down there phone number
Jan 18, 2005 2:48 pm - lol i like the airport one.Instead of putting it in their luggage put in their clothes they are wearing so the beeper thing that you need to walk through will keep going off.Just like in the movie "Old School" when mitch keeps going through it and the army guy’s start aiming their guns at him. lol.
Sep 22, 2005 11:16 am - pranks fucking funny dude awsome im going to try the air port one i go to the air port tommaro lol thankxz for the prank its gonna be so fuckin funny even when im stoned
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