Sep 04, 2006 11:25 pm - Steve Irwin Steve Irwin is an idiot. Everyone acts all suprised about him dieing and shit. Didn’t he kind of ask for it? The man handles deadly snakes and plays with crocadiles. How can anyone say that they didn’t see it coming? Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- DarkestA gel Sep 05, 2006 12:22 am - Yeah, I must say I agree with you, even though I loved his accent. The irony was that he was killed filming a segment for Most Dangerous Sea Creatures prosk8r712 Sep 05, 2006 2:05 am - Actually it was a kids show he was filming it for. I thought it was his daughters show. Then some manta ray pwned him. :( RIP Steve. Oh and just because you handle deadly snakes doesn’t mean they’ll kill you unless u provoke it. M’kay? sum1eighty2 Sep 05, 2006 2:29 am - lMAO... Toasty Sep 05, 2006 2:51 am - THANK FUCKING GOD SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME! J0hnnySick0 Sep 05, 2006 6:51 am - actually he was filming a doco and when he was finished he was just going for a swim and a stingray got his barb through steves chest. Sar e_Hartman Sep 05, 2006 8:22 am - Hell, I like Private Irwin. He coulda come over to my house and fucked my sister! OrangeJuiceC1 Se 05, 2006 10:36 am - . I think there surprised how he died... A barb from a stingray to the heart? I mean thats a shitty way to go...and very rare. It’s also proven your most likely only gunna die from that if you get the barb inito an organ, and he got it in his heart...talk about unlucky. -Battery- Sep 05, 2006 10:44 am - no one did say that, but the fact is he was a good tv presentor and now hes dead, every one deseveres a bit of a good good bye so stfu -BC- Sep 05, 2006 3:24 pm - Yes, his documentaries and tv shows were education and good for kids to watch, but did he really need to get in all the animals faces just so someone could see a fang? I think they could get the message through really easily by saying "DO NOT BE A DUMBASS. THIS ANIMAL IS POISONOUS. DO NOT GET CLOSE.". If they wanted to get a good "hands-on" approach to this kinda stuff, they could have used cartoons because kids like cartoons and its a million times safer. He was doing a good thing, but he should have known that pissing thousands of dangerous animals off would come back around. MarioTheDoq Sep 05, 2006 6:51 pm - CRANKY, I just found my shoe! RIP Nindaji Sep 05, 2006 7:40 pm - anyone who would put there child within chomping range of a gater deserved what he got Makel Sep 05, 2006 9:30 pm - well he was the 2nd person in australia killed by a stingray what are the chances of that! also is was a show called something like "oceans most deadliest" or something like that... stingrays arent deadly at all! sum1eighty2 Sep 06, 2006 1:09 pm - I was watching the news, and they were showing the clip of him making the baby walk next to the croc. It was seriously one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.

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Aug 20, 2006 11:14 am - Did someone hack google??? Go to google and type "failure". Look what the first site google comes up with. George W Bush.. Maybe google hates bush, or maybe they were hacked. Wouldn’t hacking google be really complicated though? Either way this shit is hilarious. It’s nice to see that someone has a sense of humor THOUGH. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Skathe Aug 20, 2006 11:24 am - no,it wasnt hacked its been like that for ages Skathe Aug 20, 2006 11:29 am - nah,it wasnt hcked its been like that for awhile...if you press "im feeling lucky" it takes you directly to bushs biography Skathe Aug 20, 2006 11:30 am - damnit.double post sorry Family_Guy09 Aug 20, 2006 12:24 pm - the people of google don’t put it there, the website itself does according to the best match. Bas ist4734 Aug 20, 2006 12:46 pm - Thats really old, everyone already knows about it sum1eighty2 Aug 21, 2006 12:09 am - Sorry I never saw it.

Dec 09, 2005 6:40 pm - I haven’t been on re in so long. Everything is all fancy now. I tried the whole myspace shit, and it sucked, so im back again. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Stowner Aug 16, 2006 1:53 pm - Fuck it FUCK MYSPACE LMAO FUCK YOU Kayla jk uknow i luv ya babe

Jul 28, 2005 8:38 pm - Swat Team I was hanging out with my friends at the apartments where they live. Two of my friends had just got airsoft guns, so they started shooting each other. Then a few other people that had the guns joined in. There was pretty much a airsoft war going on inside the courtyard. This went on for a few hours, until someone brought out an airsoft machine gun with a lazer. Some old lady freaked out and thought it was real. The swat team showed up with their m16’s and made everyone get on the ground. The funny part is that the guy with the machine gun thought the cop was his friend and pointed it at him. In seconds there were at least four lazers on his chest. Once the cops found out the guns werent real they thought it was funny. Since it was private property they couldnt give anyone a ticket. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- C-SKI Jul 28, 2005 8:51 pm - i would have shit my pants TecnoDestructo Jul 29, 2005 2:45 am - its also a way to kill yourself,if your to big-a-puss to pull the trigger you self @ Tec oDestructo Jul 29, 2005 4:25 am - if you get hit with a bean bag,dont worry the next one will be 4 real mvathletics Aug 03, 2005 3:38 pm - that happened to us.. we were all playing paint ball and like 4 cops showed up and pointed guns at us. we werent on our property so we could have gotten in trouble. some old lady called the cops on us b/c she thought we were makin meth in the woods. Buc ao Aug 19, 2005 5:55 pm - dont SWAT team use MP5s??? orangepeal35 Dec 09, 2005 9:42 pm - ^^Exactly. And tell your friends I said they’re dumbasses.

Jul 20, 2005 10:31 pm - AIRPORT SECURITY SUCKS Afew days ago I flew from Chicago airport to Denver. On my way back I didnt think I had anything in my bag. They let me through so I was sure I was fine. As I was waiting for the plane I was looking through my backpack to find my cd player. Thats when i realized how much shit i had in my bag. I had a razor, 2 razor blades, a lighter, nail clippers, and 2 bottle rockets. I would have been in alot of trouble if they actualy would have looked and saw what was in my bag. Ive been through the security a few times with shit in my bag...they have never stopped me. Next time I fly im going to make sure my backpack is cleaned out...just in case they decide to do their job. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- BucLao Jul 20, 2005 11:55 pm - i was up in LA once and i setted off the alarm cuz i didnt put my money clip in the tray. and they made me take off my shoes and shit, it was fucked up sum1eighty2 Jul 20, 2005 11:59 pm - The funny thing is that they made me put my bag of chips i was eating through the scanner. TheGrimReeper J l 21, 2005 1:25 am - one time i was with my grandma flying home and the fuckers stopped me... i have no fucking clue why. i didnt even beap. It was the GAYEST shit ever. i was about to yell bomb to scare them but then i thought. oh my grandma is here that would not be smart. oh and they searched all my fuckin shit and i had a bunch of weed in the centers of pens but they were too stupid too search in it. -BC- Jul 21, 2005 9:30 am - I got caught stealing from a store and the alarm went off. I kept walking and said it was my cellphone and the dumbass who followed me out said ok and left. Dont you wish airport security was like that? I mean, then you could eat a bag of chips in peace. Tec oDestructo Jul 21, 2005 11:16 am - any good anarchist could have,brought the plane down,lived through it,& went on to fuck paco’s mom useing only the items you listed sum eighty2 Jul 22, 2005 9:04 pm - I didnt even bother putting my weed in pens I put it in my pocket

Jun 24, 2005 5:46 am - I NEED HELP In 3 days im going to go to indiana for a month. Im going to see friends, but i have to stay with my grandma for awhile. She is one of those hardcore christians that scare me. She always makes me go to church with her and pray an crap. Last time I went to church with her I almost got kicked out. I have a problem though she always makes the guest say the prayers before everyone eats. I dont know any though. Does anyone know any short prayer that I can remember to say? Everyone in my family knows i dont believe but if she knew she would have a heart attack. She is extremly nice, so I dont want to do anything to make her mad. If anyone else made me do that i would say fuck off...but its my grandma, and i love her enough to do something that goes against everything i believe in. SO IF ANYONE KNOWS ANY PRAYERS PLEASE POST EM. THANKS Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Defiler Jun 24, 2005 6:51 am - I once went to Catholic school and had to know prayers which blew. I forgot all of them, so I can’t help. Just use Google, I guarentee it has a ton. Okjtgordon Jun 24, 2005 8:44 am - here’s a prayer at dinner say:o lord bless us with this food and let is nourish our body and spirit a`man. Jun 24, 2005 10:19 am - just say this, "Good food, good meat, good God lets eat." CBK Jun 24, 2005 10:44 am - just say hail to the red one!!! see yaaaa in fuckin hell...bwahah free4all J n 24, 2005 12:55 pm - where are you goin in indiana? TheAmazingJim-Jim Jun 24, 2005 1:38 pm - "rubba dub dub thanks for the grub" skoo Jun 24, 2005 1:54 pm - thank you lord for food amen there you go! works when i did it sum1eighty2 Jun 24, 2005 5:42 pm - Thanks for the help. Im going to a bunch of really small towns...albion, north webster, avilla, nappane,and elkhart teh_spuck Jun 24, 2005 6:52 pm - it pains me to type this but here goes.... "bless us o lord and these, thy gifts, which we are about to recieve from thy bounty, through christ, our lord, amen" im forced to say it every night.... Master_Bates J n 24, 2005 7:53 pm - god is good, god is great, god put food on my plate!

Jun 11, 2005 1:02 am - I HATE COLORADO Colorado sucks...you cant do anything cool. When I lived in Indiana i used to blow all kinds of shit up in my yard. In Colorado you cant even have a bonfire without getting arrested. Another thing you cant do is set off fireworks. I dont think they even sell fireworks here. I miss being able to have huge parties and shit. Where I live the cops would be called. Another shitty thing is the neighbors...they are always getting in my business. In Indiana I would set outside all night at a campfire smoking pot and drinking out here i cant light a cig withut someone calling my mom. As soon as graduate im getting the hell out of this place. I fucking hate living in the city. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- mrk195-8 95 Jun 11, 2005 1:11 am - god im with ya here i buy huge shit to lite off any it get convicated dam pigs Izzy-292 Jun 11, 2005 1:12 am - welcome to my life! fool! sound’s like your actually in canada... Condor Jun 11, 2005 1:21 am - fuck yeah i dont even lice in wherever you live i forgot allready but i lit off one god damn bottle rocket and my neigbors called the cherrif and like 12 inutes kater 2 cops carc pulled into my drive way.

Jun 07, 2005 1:11 am - Medical Marijuana I hate the government...this whole thing about making medical marijuana illegal is bullshit. Now that these people cant get it from their doctors they are going to be getting it off the streets. You never know what you are going to get when buying it...it could be laced with some bad shit. The government doesnt care though. They think that stoping the legalization now will stop it all together. Bush supports this bill, even though he has smoked weed before. He must want all the drugs to himself... if you want more info on the whole legalization shit go to www.norml.com Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- OC J n 07, 2005 3:51 pm - Marijuana should be smoked on special occasions. I think having cancer or AIDS qualifies as a "special" occasion. As far is Bush is concerned, he signed the bill ’cause Daddy said so. TheGuy-2360 Jun 07, 2005 6:25 pm - no bitches he signed the bill caus etheres a fuckload of assholes that will get on his case if he dont -BC- Jun 07, 2005 9:10 pm - Yeah, illegalizing medicinal marijuana sucks, someones going to suffer from that.

May 27, 2005 12:36 am - I was getting high about an hour ago. I was trying to find something in my garage i was looking through boxes and shit. Then i put my hand in a fucking mouse nest that was inside of a box. i fliped out and started screaming i threw the box and made some tools fall. a few minutes later im setting in my house getting high again and someone knocked on my door. im lucky i hid my shit, cuz it 2 policeman saying that the neighbors heard screams coming from the house. im pretty sure they knew something was up because i was obviously high...i hid all my shit as soon as they left now im all freaked out that they are going to be back.....i fucking hate cops!!!! Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Izzy-292 May 27, 2005 12:48 am - why did you get high after you screamed? people always call the cops when they here screams. doubtful that they will come back. are you gay or a girl cause you have purple text... sum1eighty2 May 27, 2005 11:29 pm - It was pretty late and i didnt think the neighbors would still be up...and im a girl Izzy-292 Jun 07, 2005 1:24 am - are you a hot girl? sum1eighty2 Jun 07, 2005 3:18 am - maybe sum1eighty2 J n 10, 2005 11:27 pm - lmao^^^^^