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(40 votes) Published: Jan 29, 2005 9:52 a.m. Viewed 460 times
In Utah bear is weak, just 3 pionts instead of 6 points of alcholhal, religious influence or something, complete pain in the ass., opreesion. U no a drunk is just going to drink 2wice as many beers to get drunk, so not only do u have a drunk on ur hands but a drunk that is fat and gross, theres nothin worse. Anyway, if u want the real beer u can do choice A. the state run liqour store, you see this is the only way u can buy real beer outside of private clubs, and who the fuck can afford those. But the only problem is that the teller, he’s a fucking cop, and when he sees up, me with my mowhawk, and stevo with his blue hair, he called a fucking squadcar to follow us home, "boy those boys are gonna be trouble!" Then there’s choice B, WYOMING! Only a short drive and u get to edmonton whyoming where you can buy booze like a free man! Like when boozers went to canada for the poison during prohibition. Anyway, i went with stevo and eddie, in eddies black cattalac. When we got there we just stared at the telled. When he looked at us he gave a perturbed look and said "what the hell are u!~" (we did look pretty wierd, i had a mowhawk and my boots, stevo had blue hair and some grey fake fur coat and plaid pants, and eddie had one of those 1950s hats, we were unusual in SLc, but here we were fucking aliens! I replied, ooo we come from the east in search of the messiah, we bring gold, and frankensence... and mir eddie addad. "you do what" said this 60 year old grey-bearded hick teller. Omg, he said, who let u buys out of the state institute! Whoah hold up man said stevo. We’re, we’re from england, thats why we appear so strange to you. The teller said slowly and loudly, YOU BOYS ENJOYING UR STAY IN THE GOOD OLD US OF A? Eddie chimed in: "its a great land " in an english accent. Then an old lady (his wife, hiks call thier wives mother) can and said pointing "what the hell is that" its alright mother said the teller, they’re from england. What did they do to your hair pointing to stevo’s blue spikes. O, it was a medical experiment, b ut he’s going to be ok. "O the poor boy. she said. Well, we then went to the back of the stoor and over heard this mormon religios lady talking to this bearded rednek guy. They ere talking about judgement day or something. ...And then god shall rais his head, and fire shall burn in his eyes and spew from his snout (i made a face) . None has witneesesed the wrath of god! Then stevo said, but there have been floods and earthquakes from the beggining of time dude. O yes , that is so, but not so many have occured as they do now, there is a curse upon the land. There are multitudes of devil worshipers and when they become the majority and then we shall witness the wrath of god! So, u got allot of devil worshipers in these parts? asked eddie, o more than ever! said the hik guys. They shall all bear the mark, "666". Now stevo happened to have 666 tatooes on his ass because we were all anarchist except eddie, but he was cool though. Anyway, he started convulsing like that little girl on the xorcist. "i fear you father!!! he said in a deep voice and then mooned them all. The religious laddy screamed and the teller got out his shot gun saying "i knew those boys were going to be trouble, so we just ran out off the stoor with some cases of Mickey’s ale and speeded out onto the highway!
Jan 29, 2005 11:46 am - That is uncool. You did not admit it being from SLC PUNK untill someone said it was copied. If you are going to copy and paste something, give the original author credit.
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