Easy and fun way to make $ that involves destruction!!!
'denis on the right, and wayne on the left at the vine' 
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(21 votes)
Published: Jan 29, 2005 8:17 p.m.
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OK, defiler and corporal clegg, to make u warm and happy i shall site the souce of how i thought of this egg and story: Jesus’s son starring billy crudup as dj and based on the book by denis johnson: --So, i shot the last of the dope and headed over to the vine to find wayne, fuckin wayne. He could barly raise the shot glass to his lips cause his hand was shakin so much. Then he said "i’ve decided in my mind that today we’re going to make some money" "thats the only place ur gonna make some money" said some lady perched on a barstool drinking a hieniken. "i just need ur sorry ass car to get around in" shooting the bar bird a dirty look. Ok i said giving a wave to the lady on the barstool. So we headed out in my car, wayne directing me to condo complex that was completly deserted and unihabited. When we got out wayne pulled out his tool box. This house has a terrible feeling about it" i said. I then ran up to the door and knocked the doornocker as wayne fumbles for his keys. Don’t do that said wayne in his low scratchy vioce. y not i asked? cause its stupid thats why. We walked in, the walpaper blue vines crawling up he walls. He then took out a hammer and smashed the wall open right next to the outlet. I looked at him. "sell the wire for scrap" O, i replied. I went up to the sink and moved around the faucet, no water came out. "pipes are dry i said vaugly. So i took a hanger and started smashing in the walls. As i took tokes from my jiont the song "hang on stupid" kept on playing over an over in my head. So i started singing. Hey, who do u think owns these houses? this is my house replied wayne. ...it was, as he threw a bunched up cord into the window shatering it. Then he just stared at the sky out of that brocken window. I stared too. It was a naked woman paragliding from a car going down the hiway. That is onw beautiful sight se said softly. Yeah i nodded. As we went back to the car, iour arms full of bunched up copper wire he told me. That was my wife. O. As far as i knew, i had wandered into some sort of a dream that wayne was having about his wife and his house. But that turned out to be one of the best days of my life. We were tired and grimy, and we were usually scared, bacause there was something wrong with us yet we didn’t know what it was. But today we felt like men who worked-- Go into construction sites where they build housed, or abandoned houses, and smash into the walls with a hammer or axe near the outlets to find copper wire that you can sell 4 scrap. U can make as much as 80$! |
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 | Jan 29, 2005 8:59 pm -
man pepole should write books |
 | Jan 29, 2005 11:15 pm -
i like the story, nothin abandond near my house so the egg is pointless for me, but the story was good |
 | Jan 29, 2005 11:24 pm -
The very first "Unsolved Mysteries" show on NBC, circa 1987, filmed a segment on my street. It seemed one of my neighbors was adopted, and was looking for her long lost sister. Anyway, if some production is being shot on location, fire up your lawnmower. The location director will ask you to turn it off. That’s when you say you have to cut the grass today because you don’t have time to do it later. That’s when the location director will give you at least $50 to put the lawnmower away. |
 | Jan 30, 2005 8:46 am -
wait... what? |
 | Jan 30, 2005 10:11 am -
Not bad. Copper is pretty expensive, so if you get enough you can make a lot of money. |
 | Jan 30, 2005 12:26 pm -
could work |
 | Jun 07, 2005 11:51 pm -
"picks up hamer" excuse me a minute i have sum money to make
p.s good story5/5 |
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