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Relocating The Homeless
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(43 votes)
Published: Jan 29, 2005 8:32 p.m.
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OK there is almost nothing worse than being hassled by some hobo always looking for a handout. So if you got a few bucks to spare and a car this is what you do.
When they approach you for some cash just befriend them give him some money for booze.Just hang out with them and get him really drunk.Chances are he’s already halfway drunk anyway.
Thats when the fun begins.Let’em have a seat in your car.When he passes out jump in and take off for parts unknown. Head out on the highway to some small backwoods town and drop his drunk ass off there.He’ll likely wake up and not even notice that he’s been relocated.
This prank works best with negros and asians epecially when you drop them off in all white towns in the mountains. 		 
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psychotron
Jan 29, 2005 8:40 pm -
This is stupid, chances are he will murder you and take your car and money! and why would you want to move a bum anyway?!.


Blaize
Jan 29, 2005 9:35 pm -
ive been on the streets for a while dude, and you learn that not all homeless people are piss sticking crack addicts, but a lot are. you learn to tellthe difference and if you see the same crackhead a few times, do the homeless community a favor, spend a bit of extra gas, drive him to canada or mexico, whichever is closer, and make a bumfights style videotape.
you get to become an anonymous internet download star, and us homeless punks dont have one less piss stinking crackhead to worry about!
maybe this shoulda been my own egg instead of a comment...


PvtParts
Jan 30, 2005 8:48 am -
llol...negros.

Aug 23, 2005 10:38 am -
hahahaha! I’ve done this before, but it wasn’t a bum. It was a guy I worked with that I hated; I didn’t waste a bunch of money on getting him drunk, I just told him I wanted to hang out for awhile. He thought he was going to get some ass so he bought the beverages. I drugged him and when he passed out I took him to a remote location and took his pants and wallet.

I HAVE got drunk with bums before but I don’t let em in my car because if they pass out sometimes they piss themselves.


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Aug 01, 2007 8:27 am -
wtf would u want 2 do that they smell nd u would let em in ur car
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