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(24 votes) Published: Feb 01, 2005 5:43 p.m. Viewed 146 times
This is what happened when my friend goes onto my screen name...
Person:hey, do you know anyone who likes to kill other people?
Victim: no, why?
Person: i need someone to "do the job "for me
Victim: who are you reffering to being killed?
Person: Me
Victim: no! dont kill yourself!
Person: why not? no one loves me. Besides i have sinned.
Victim: yes. someone loves you and how did you sin?
Person: I did something to a guinea pig.
Victim: WHAT?!? your f*&%n nasty.did you molest that poor animal?
Person: no...i put it in your bed.
Victim: why the hell would you wanna put it in my bed?
Person: Because,it wants you. it gets turned on by your botox.
Victim: WHAT?!?!? HOWD YOU KNO??? HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!!!
person: about what?
Victim: the botox!
Person: holy shit i was just messing around with you i didntn kno you actually had botox!
Person: eww bye
Feb 01, 2005 6:10 pm - A lot of people in today’s world are dumb, but I really doubt anyone who was actually able to start up a computer would fall for that...