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(64 votes) Published: Feb 11, 2005 9:13 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 2882 times
To prepare for this put a bag in your pocket and wear a skimask when it is a cold day. ok now go to a soda machine with the skimask on act like you put your dollar in then start pushing the machine like it stole your dollar. then go to the desk and tell someone who works there that the machine stole your dollar. then when he trys to give you your dollar back say no i want a soda. so when he gets to the soda machine and opens it kick him in the nuts and take out the bag and take all the sodas you want. have a car ready.
Feb 11, 2005 9:20 pm - that would never work, the people at the front desk don’t have the keys, only the coke company people do. the coke company give the buisness a certain amount for their machines to be there, except for small buisneses. plus he wouldn’t open the machine, he would just put in the dollar and get you the pop or he would tell you to go buy one with dollar.
Feb 12, 2005 9:12 am - Once, I found a machine in front of Wank-Mart that had just been filled, but the door wasn’t locked. To lock the door, you spin the lock thing to the right several times, and push it in. On this machine, the lock was spun, but not pushed in, so I spun it to the left and opened the door. Then I grabbed a coke from the top of the stacks inside. It slipped out of my hand and popped open when it hit the concrete, spraying everything. So at least I got half a Coke out of the deal. I went inside the store when a 400-pound brute came out to inspect the machine. Apparently some of the people outside the store saw what I was doing and ratted me out. I Ran off before he came back to approach me.
Fe 08, 2006 9:30 pm - the workers at our walmart have keys to the soda machines but this isnt a very good idea..just get a truck and back up to the machine at night and tip it over into the bed of the truck and go..steal one if you have to
Sep 20, 2006 5:34 pm - Hmmm... well... for the amount of effort and the amount of laws you break to steal SODA, you might as well do a REAL robbery and get more than $20.00 for it.
Let’s see... robbery, assault, theft, possibly vandalizm, anything they can hit you with. Just steal money for fuck sakes... this is stupid.
Mar 20, 2007 12:50 pm - wow.. i really dont know what else to say to that exept for the very obvious fact that you are a complete moron.. i hope that the next time you try this dumbass stunt, you get caught.. dont drop the soap idiot... no*’s