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(42 votes) Published: Feb 12, 2005 11:14 p.m. Viewed 1793 times
1. Shove a potatoe in the tail pipe of a car. This allows no exhaust to escape thus, making the car shut off and not start back up.
2. Throw marbles up the tail pipe of a car. If they go far enough up they will get stuck in the muffler making an extreamly annoying sound when the car is on.
3. Put a condom on the tail pipe of a car. Most people dont look at their tail pipes. When driving the condom fills up with exhaust untill it pops. Extreamly funny to see on a bad day.
4. Take the spark plugs off. This causes the car to not start. Most people won’t think about looking at the spark plugs.
5. Spraw brake fluid on a car. The brake fluid works like paint thinner stripping the car of it’s collor.
Thats all I have for now. I will probably put up some more things you can do to cars later.
Feb 13, 2005 10:02 pm - The potatoe trick can also blow the cars engine up, so y dont u take the dildo out of the tail pipe and put it back up your a$$
Jun 15, 2005 3:34 am - more ways to fuck with a car simply just put a bunch of nasty shit in a bag and throw it on the car, do it to people you dont liek to make there day start worse or just to be an ass to random people. also put shit in a baster and spary the car with it dont forget the handels
Mar 18, 2006 1:09 am - best ever car joke ever ... get a car jack and jack up the driving axel then put jack stands under the axel then remove the jack... sure ur out 2 jack stands but they wont be moving with out a jack