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(58 votes) Published: Feb 13, 2005 11:37 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 529 times
My cousin and I went to a nature park one day, with their two dogs (a border collie and a poodle). We put a harness on them, put on sunglasses, and waved sticks in front of us as if we were blind. Through the sunglasses, we could see everyone’s expressions without them seeing that we could actually see where we were going. We began to stumble everywhere, and it was so much fun. Many little kids would stand away from us and stare. And some people even offered to help us. It was all we could do to keep from laughing like crazy and spilling our story...
Jun 27, 2005 5:32 pm - When a kid stares at you be like, "What WHAT?!".
Jul 01, 2005 10:56 pm - Or go to a crosswalk and pretend to start to walk across, then squint and take off your sunglasses, then rub them on your shirt and put them back on. Then walk across.
Jul 23, 2006 10:40 am - walk down the street like that and see how many tits and asses you can grab.you also swing your stick and hit real conservative fuckers with it, haha