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(60 votes) Published: Feb 18, 2005 10:23 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 1566 times
well this is my first egg so plz rate it high!
ok, this one time me and my mates gaff and dom were bored shiatless so we decieded to go into the horse pasddocs that were going 2 be developed and i made a fire stick and wrapped towel around and thenn make it really tight by wrapping the towel and stick so it doesnt come off and anyways we got the turps into a big golden circle pineapple juice tin and filled it with turps and then we lit it and startes buggering around wit it so then some people saw it from the other road and stopped their car and came down to the horse paddocs and screamed shouting "what the fuck do these little delinquents think they were doing!!!" so before they got to close i chucked the fire stick into the tin of turps and it blew up into a huge flaming fireball and the ground was onfire so we piss bolted into the creek where my mate gaff didnt know the creek and he ran straight into the water and got soaked and me and dom were bailing as fast as we could behind gaff and into the creek also when these guys had picked up my fire stick and were searching for us through the aussie bush and well i was ffeling around and i felt a cold wet fleshy thing and ive like almost had a heart attak cus it was a hand and i followed where it went with my eyse but i traced it up to my mates arm! phew what a releif. newais me and my mates were looking around seeing my fire stick being waved around looking for us be these 2 random blokes who scared the shit outa us. we waited in the creek for like half an hour till we thaught it was safe and then we pissbolted home and got changed from our soaking singed scorched muddy adrenalin sweat filled clothes and sat down in my room and pretended nothing happened...(my mates parents were @ ourhouse for dinner and our parents were up stairs and well we pretenden nothing ever happend. lol shiat it was funnay. then we stopped and our front gate slammed and the 2 men were at our front door and our parents answered it and the fellas asked dad if if we had been in the hores paddocs playing with fire sticks and he said nah mate they avent cus he didnt know that we had gone out and fuked round with mi fire stik.
newais u guys in old yankie america betta rate this good cus my story is fuken awesome and GO THE WALLABIES u fukken rock
Feb 18, 2005 11:36 pm - why would I rate this good this sucks! And Im tired of this fuckin racism about America! And atleast we get a fuckin good education! you spelled over 10 words wrong!
Fe 19, 2005 1:23 am - You dumbshits. That wasnt any form of racism. I bet you just saw the word ’America’ and jumped to conclusions just like the rest of your country. You jumped to conclusions and now look at what you’ve done to Iraq. ’Weapons of mass destruction’. Sure mate. The only mass destruction that I see is the shit that your fool of a President did. And spelling errors man WTF? This guy just wants to tell a story, not write a friggen eulogy for Prince Charles. Hes not gonna go through the shit he wrote and make sure its all nice and tidy for you picky bastards. Us Aussies get a much better educations than you bums. And at least we can walk into a friggin elevator and not exceed the reccommended weight you fat pricks. Get over your shitty Burger King fools. Theres so many of those shops because your idiotic youth cant get better jobs. Because they didnt get an education. Speaking of education are you going to go and shoot your teacher anytime soon? Hope you liked this nice serving of Aussie ass kicking
Feb 19, 2005 1:37 am - i reckon it sounds like an alright story and it isn’t racism comparaded to some other shit i’ve seen on this site . yeh i’ll give ya a 4 mate.
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newais u guys in old yankie america betta rate this good cus my story is fuken awesome
how the hell is that racism and shwego u r goin a bit over the top and don’t get me wrong i’m an aussie as well mate
Feb 19, 2005 1:46 am - Lol. Yeah I see your point. But you never get to read what the Americans say about us especially on B.net. Thats why I decided to dish some back.
Feb 19, 2005 6:36 am - man i never new there was other fukin ausies on this site! GO AUSSIE! and man that shit u said bout then shootin teachers n shit thats not cool man... AUSSIE!
Feb 19, 2005 11:48 am - Squrr, you are a DUMB SHIT. That was not any form of racism. If you find the term "Yankee" offensive, you might not even be American.
Fe 21, 2005 3:09 am - SHWEGO MATE!!!!!!!!!! u r a ledgend!!!....."You dumbshits. That wasnt any form of racism. I bet you just saw the word ’America’ and jumped to conclusions just like the rest of your country. You jumped to conclusions and now look at what you’ve done to Iraq. ’Weapons of mass destruction’. Sure mate. The only mass destruction that I see is the shit that your fool of a President did. And spelling errors man WTF? This guy just wants to tell a story, not write a friggen eulogy for Prince Charles. Hes not gonna go through the shit he wrote and make sure its all nice and tidy for you picky bastards. Us Aussies get a much better educations than you bums. And at least we can walk into a friggin elevator and not exceed the reccommended weight you fat pricks. Get over your shitty Burger King fools. Theres so many of those shops because your idiotic youth cant get better jobs. Because they didnt get an education. Speaking of education are you going to go and shoot your teacher anytime soon? Hope you liked this nice serving of Aussie ass kicking!!!!!!!"
YER MATE!!!-----AUSSIE KIKKIN ARSE!!!Aussie!...Aussie!. .Aussie!...OI!...OI!...OI!
Feb 21, 2005 3:10 am - SHWEGO MATE!!!!!!!!!! u r a ledgend!!!....."You dumbshits. That wasnt any form of racism. I bet you just saw the word ’America’ and jumped to conclusions just like the rest of your country. You jumped to conclusions and now look at what you’ve done to Iraq. ’Weapons of mass destruction’. Sure mate. The only mass destruction that I see is the shit that your fool of a President did. And spelling errors man WTF? This guy just wants to tell a story, not write a friggen eulogy for Prince Charles. Hes not gonna go through the shit he wrote and make sure its all nice and tidy for you picky bastards. Us Aussies get a much better educations than you bums. And at least we can walk into a friggin elevator and not exceed the reccommended weight you fat pricks. Get over your shitty Burger King fools. Theres so many of those shops because your idiotic youth cant get better jobs. Because they didnt get an education. Speaking of education are you going to go and shoot your teacher anytime soon? Hope you liked this nice serving of Aussie ass kicking!!!!!!!"
YER MATE!!!-----AUSSIE KIKKIN ARSE!!!Aussie!...Aussie!. .Aussie!...OI!...OI!...OI!
Feb 21, 2005 11:35 pm - hey aussie bro whats going on, nice story man, me and me mates always get up to shit like that dude good story i rate it 5 stars just to tell cuz ur an aussie and so am i bro victoria im from man... nice egg
Feb 28, 2005 2:02 am - yay more aussies on this site. this egg is very good for a first try. i like it. GO Wallabies yay!!!!
YAY MORE AUSSIES.
by the way if you amercans are ofended by this you are prety weak. i mean AUS atke more shit than evey other nation. whats with all these sterotypes of kangaroos and kolas every where. ok so there are kangaroos evey where.
but this egg is still nice
Aug 09, 2005 4:35 am - shit thats awsome. i’d give u a 5* if i knew how to rate? (it worked before!) go the wallabies!!! who gives a shit if its spellt wrong, its a bloody PRANKSTERS FORUM ur way over tha top ya yankees.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI (fuckin’ poms, beat us by2 runs!)
Aug 09, 2005 4:35 am - shit thats awsome. i’d give u a 5* if i knew how to rate? (it worked before!) go the wallabies!!! who gives a shit if its spellt wrong, its a bloody PRANKSTERS FORUM ur way over tha top ya yankees.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI (fuckin’ poms, beat us by2 runs!)
Jan 29, 2006 7:04 pm - 5* because this story rocks and your an Aussie, you legend. Ow and Shuriken, Australian education is one and a-half years ahead of American education from year 2 to year 12 where it equals out. Don’t wine about us aussies mate, we saved your american asses on the Kokoda Track on the final stand of the Japs at Buna and Salamander Beach, New Guinea (Lest we Forget). Although, you probably wouldn’t know about that because you have such a shit education. Your so called "crack-soldiers" were too scared to fight while we took bullets for our mates. Some of you americans are such pussies, you take anything as racism. Grow up and just take it ’cause you know its true. Go and play your f###en computer-games, or get in gang wars or whatever shit you do over there. Anyway mate, nice egg, don’t listen to that little wanker.
Apr 20, 2006 3:31 am - HAHAHA were uneducated... we produce the words best scinetists infact id bet ud be dead now if it weasnt for us we invented penocilin and fuck spelling aomost everyone at my school is a better speller than me yet they dont understand what it means to look both ways when u cross a road.
May 31, 2006 4:17 pm - Dudes/Mates. this egg was in no way offensive. i wasn’t. i was born right here in like the center of yankee country. This egg was shit funny. In my opinin aussie egg are some of the best. they inspire cool ideas and new ways to get around difficulties of not having all the right shit. people don’t think this but half the people on this site( in america) have just as hard a time as aussies when it comes to getting explosive crap.(i aint sayin you guys got it bad or dont have stuff i just be sayin that some have a tough time getting explosives or chemicals). with us americans its usually GUNPOWDER, GUNPOWDER, GUNPOWDER. the aussies get thinkin and find great ways and sometimes BETTER ways to make the same stuff us americans do. Now for the americans reading this i am totally NOT dissing our country, just complimenting the aussies for the great stuff they make. Now I know that waqs alot to say about just one egg/ story but part of my enthusiasm towards writing this compliment came from reading the eggs Drummer Guy[/url]made.
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