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how 2 b a pimp

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Published: Feb 22, 2005 12:39 p.m.
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[b]1st off u dont have to b a man to b a pimp. all though many think that. ive been a pimp since i was 15 i get everything free, from clothes to money to drugs to jewlery to my bills payed.
1st u got to earn the persons trust
2nd u got to listen to the person talk about there life and all the shit they have went threw
3rd get them to steal u shit so that if ur lazy u aint got to do it
4th find out there dirtiest darkest secrets
5th know how to play the game
6th be known let people know who u are
7th if u wanna play more than one person make sure they are from the same hood or town
8th finally play the fucker or bitch for all they got then say good bye an move on unless the sex is good
 

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Feb 22, 2005 12:46 pm -
the title should be "HOW TO BE GAY"


lawl

Feb 22, 2005 12:47 pm -
Umm, pimps run prostitutes, correct me if I’m wrong but there is nothing about prostitution there.


Pooter

Feb 22, 2005 12:48 pm -
the title should be "SO FUCKING GAY AND I SHOULD KILL MYSELF FOR WRITING THIS BULLSHIT"


Pooter

Feb 22, 2005 12:49 pm -
are you a girl or a guy?


lawl

Feb 22, 2005 12:54 pm -
LOL!


bonggirltrish

Feb 22, 2005 1:21 pm -
im a girl and it does work


Crapper

Feb 22, 2005 2:29 pm -
You look like a guy. And this is the gayest egg i have ever seen and that will not work.

I am gonna kick your ass.
And i am gonna poop on your pee.
only pimps know what that mean so if you know what it means the say it you ugly man.


g-9515

Feb 22, 2005 6:11 pm -
hey hey hey smoke weed everyday

this egg is pure 100% columbian dumb shit


lawl

Feb 23, 2005 1:09 pm -
im a girl and it does work

Yes, but that has nothing to do with being a pimp.


mexicanpaper

Feb 23, 2005 2:23 pm -
bad egg reallly bad egg

Mar 01, 2005 5:24 pm -
ummm i think u r ok but that has nothing to do with hookers


bonggirltrish

Mar 04, 2005 6:36 pm -
im okay


GrandMastaThief

Mar 08, 2005 5:11 pm -
Pimp’n ain’t easy man lol


Slaya

Nov 19, 2005 8:48 pm -
ur such a fukin nutless bitch. Go learn to suck nuts


EXOTICDON

Mar 25, 2006 8:06 am -
you are sooooo mentally blonde.....fuck it....0*


L3G3Nd

Jun 10, 2006 2:44 pm -
Do you know what a pimp is?


Phil

Jan 30, 2007 2:30 am -
LOL
HOW TO BE A PIMP FOR A GIRL?

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What do you call a guy with alota girls? =STUD
what do you call a girl with lots of guys?=WHORE
U get sex often then ey lol
alota guys u gettin ther ey?


MacGyv3r

Apr 30, 2007 9:08 am -
This is good info but needs work. 3*

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