Apr 10, 2005 10:07 pm - my away message tomorrow im hitting the road, heading north to san fran, ca on a little road trip. ill be gone for about 5 days, so ill get all my messages and post in the forums when i get back. later
Apr 06, 2005 7:41 pm - Following the terrorist attack on the United States, hundreds of thousands of Americans are pulling together to show unity and strength, and to do what Americans do best. I’m speaking, of course, of beating the crap out of any foreigner they can get into their clutches.
Yes indeed, Americans and their astounding capacity for blind ignorance and prejudice shows once again in a continuing display of idiocy mixed with rage, making a recipe for incompetence. On one hand, I can understand that they feel need to do something, after all, we were attacked and tens of thousands slaughtered senselessly, while our government sat on its hands and tried to really, really be sure that they’re positive about being certain about not doing a damn thing. I, like most Americans, believe that retaliation should have been swift and severe, instead it’s been...well, nothing. So Americans decide to do the next best thing and kick the hell out of anyone who isn’t like them.
I’m not saying I agree or condone the behavior, but I can understand it. However, many people are getting beaten for simply looking different, and that’s no good. Many people look similar to Arabs, plus let’s not forget Americans and their reputation for knowing geography about as well as a bucket of pig snot. As a result, Greeks, Indians, Chinese, and Mexicans are the target of attacks of uneducated dolts. It is for this reason that we at Nothing Sacred decided to do the world a service and clearly lay out just exactly who our various enemies are, in the hopes of saving the masses. We’re so kind hearted, it kind of gets you choked up, doesn’t it?
Those Damn, Dirty Arabs in Arabia
Status: Enemy
Reasoning: Violent and filled with contempt for the very essence of freedom and happiness, the Arabs, who mostly live in Arab City and Arabopolis over in the country of Arabia, are definitely our enemy at this point. They’ve been robbing us blind with their stranglehold of oil, and now they’re trying to kill us off in their continuing master plan to be hated by everyone everywhere. Saddam Hussein, Momar Quhiahddafi, and Osama bin Laden are all Arabian Arabs, so that should tell you the quality of these people.
Friendly, Happy American Arabs
Status: Not Enemy
Reasoning: As the Arabs living in the U.S. and other countries of the world are not a part of the insane population of Arabobia, they should not and must not be treated as enemies. Do not attempt to hurt them, they are on our side.
Crazy, Gun Wielding Terrorist Maniacs
Status: Enemy
Reasoning: Terrorists have been attacking the U.S. for decades, because we represent all things evil, such as prosperity and freedom to choose. It’s because of this unending hatred for Americans and life in general that terrorists must be wiped clean from the face of the Earth once and for all.
Fun Loving Indians
Status: Not Enemy
Reasoning: Believe it or not, Indians are from India, not Arabiania. It’s for this reason that Indians are not our enemy, and never have been. Furthermore, Indians are usually Hindu, not Muslim, and it’s those Muslims which are the cause of most of our problems.
Fun Loving Indians from the Village People
Status: Enemy
Reasoning: All members of the Village People must be considered armed and dangerous, as they may at any moment attempt to sing one one their horrible songs, or perhaps try to "hump you in the homo butt." Have no misgivings about beating these guys unmercifully.
Frito Bandito
Status: Not Enemy
Reasoning: Though he steals snack chips by the case, Frito Bandito is really not much of an enemy. People attribute this either to the fact that he’s in essence a peaceful man just looking for a tasty treat, or to the fact that he’s a cartoon character from the ’70s that no one remembers anymore.
The French
Status: Enemy
Reasoning: The French have long been a thorn in the world’s side, what with their wanton disregard for courtesy and cruel abandon of any sort of personal hygiene products. Beware of their remarkably smug and egotistical attitudes, despite never contributing anything to the world but B.O.
Savages Who Celebrate the Slaughter of Thousands
Status: Enemy
Reasoning: I still can’t believe that even after seeing this atrocity on TV that there are still some do-gooding saps in America who believe that the people of Arabalonia are innocent. Take a look there. I mean really look at that picture, of all those people and all those children happy at the massacre of tens of thousands of Americans. It’s very difficult to claim that these people are innocent, or that they’re even people. I feel sorry for the kid at the top in the Chicago Bears jersey. I’m sure he wears it as a symbol of pride, but everyone in this country knows that anything in a Bears jersey is destined to lose.
Hare Krishnas
Status: Not Enemy (sort of)
Reasoning: Though not officially our enemy, these guys sure are annoying, and I don’t think anyone would mind if they got a little bump on the noggin here or there.
Mysterious, Dark Cloaked Hoodlums
Status: Enemy
Reasoning: Anyone shrouded in black robes must be pure evil. Well, it’s possible that they could be priests, but why take the chance? Be especially careful if they seem shifty or sneaky. That often means that they’re either cunning or epileptic.
Snidely Whiplash
Status: Not Enemy
Reasoning: Though he certainly looks and acts menacing, careful review of Mr. Whiplash’s method of operations reveals that his only real goal in the exciting arena of evil is tying Nell to the train tracks. Should not be considered a threat by any stretch of the imagination.
Fat Chicks
Status: Enemy
Reasoning: What’s the deal with fat chicks anyway? Did you ever notice that they’re always loud and obnoxious? You’d think that when you’re that ugly, you’d go out of your way to have a pleasant personality, but I guess that’s not their sentiments. Be careful with them, or you may end up a snack.
Godzilla
Status: Unknown
Reasoning: Godzilla started out an enemy, attacking Japan and killing many of the citizens there, but then, and scientists have pinpointed this down to the film Godzilla vs. Megalon, Godzilla started fighting alongside the good guys, driving off other would be conquerors from Japan. You should approach him with caution, as his mood is difficult to predict. As a general rule of thumb, if you’re suddenly in a black and white film, he’s probably the bad guy.
Negroes/Mexicans with Bandanas (some mexicans)
Status: Sworn Enemy
Who do you see driving by, shooting up a house? Who do you see selling weed on the corner? Who do you see spraypainting on the wall, just after your tax dollars cleaned up their last tagging? Who do you see (overall) in prison? Not a white guy. Not an italian. Not an asian. The sad truth is that blacks/some mexicans have this thing where their name has to be everywhere, and no one can walk on "their territory", which is actually the city’s. I dont like this. The majority of inmates in California penetentaries are latino/black. Therefore, they’re the ones committing the most crime. Now dont get me wrong, ive got nothing against ALL blacks, or ALL mexicans. But the thing is, most of them are the ones causing the problems in Southern California.
-some website after i typed in ’77 ford on a search engine. i dont agree with all of this, however it has a little bit of point to it.
Apr 06, 2005 8:08 pm - wogs In Ozz we call arabs wogs,,,its a great name,,I hate wogs.And I hate curry sucking Indians more.The only good think to come out of India was curried chicken..and pappadams,,yum.
Apr 05, 2005 10:39 pm - how do you play hookie? i dont know, random topic, but how do you get your parents to keep you home? one time i was at school and i was chewing on a small safety pin and i ended up swallowing it (still closed, thank god) before 2nd period even started. got out, taken to the doctors and got x rays of a safety pin that remained closed throughout its adventure through my anus. i came back to the docs office, he said i was lucky it hadnt opened. okay, i kinda got carried away there, but yeah, i tried it again with a guitar pick, that worked and was painless. then i tried some ferris bueller status shit but it didnt work as well as it did in the movie. my quota: swallow objects and leave school early. how do you do it
Apr 05, 2005 11:24 pm - thats easy how to leave school, or not go at all, if ur parents are cool u can ask them ot call in and sy that ur not going to school, or just make urself vomit and pretend to be sick, and when ur parents leave hop up off ur bed or what ever and do what ya want to do, much easier then having to swallow something that ur gonna have to shit out the end
Apr 06, 2005 3:20 pm - onetime i "colored" a wall at my school with a pen (actualy it was just a big ink circle)and i knew that the teacher would make us tell who did it and it feels horribel when im guilty so i just thought about being sick so much that i actualy got a stomachache and my parents let me miss school and afterthat i went to a feildtrip with some classmates to houston and after that no1 talked about that! so my plan worked! and a mfrend toldme that they didnt have recess bcuz no1 confesed! lol suckers
the leson: if you think alot that youre sick you might actualy gey sick and thatway you dont feel guilty about "faking" to be sick
