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How to get out of a speeding ticket
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Published: Mar 03, 2005 2:51 p.m.
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Ok, this hapend to my friend’s cousins friend. He’s on a road trip, and a cop pulls him over for speeding. He tells the cop he was speeding because he needed to rush home to take a dump. When asked why he couldn;’t go at a restroom or gas station, he said they were sick, and the cop could follow him home if he wanted to give him a ticket, the cop just let him off with a warning. Try this! 		 
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Defiler
Mar 03, 2005 3:22 pm -
Dumbass, I hope you cousin gets in a car crash and loses his car. If you are speeding, just take the fucking ticket, don’t get a moron and make some lame excuse.


ChaosKnight
Mar 03, 2005 6:28 pm -
This is tk AVOID paying the ticket.


coolguy-2170
Jun 30, 2005 1:54 pm -
FUNNY


Knuklehead
Jul 31, 2006 9:27 am -
that’s actually a really good excuse......but it won’t work on all cops ......cops are dicks and some of them would like you to shit your pants if you really had to go so they caould laugh on your behalf.
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