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(57 votes) Published: Mar 05, 2005 3:26 a.m. Viewed 373 times
Step 1: When your fat bottomed victim wobbles to the stairwell for a smoke (or for whatever reason leaves), use your ninja like stealth to cartwheel undetected into his cubicle.
Step 2: Carefully pour water onto his fabric chair until it’s saturated. Make sure you haven’t missed a spot; any color difference will give away your ploy.
Step 3: Wait for a splashdown and the sweet sound of obscenities. Later on have free incontinence pamphlets delivered to his desk.