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(52 votes) Published: Mar 05, 2005 3:30 a.m. Viewed 418 times
Step 1: Lay empty pizza boxes, littered with greasy crusts and congealed cheese slop, in the company conference room.
Step 2: Minutes later send an office-wide e-mail announcing that there’s "Free Pizza, get it fast!"
Step 3: As the hordes arrive, make sure you’re exiting the room with a hot, delicious "last slice" in hand. Console "(insert random co-workers name)" from "(insert random department)" with a pat on the shoulder. "Sorry guys, all gone!"