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(56 votes) Published: Mar 05, 2005 3:35 a.m. Viewed 564 times
Step 1: Gather everyone in the office (except you-know-who) to collaborate on the sting: to pretend the victim is getting too excited.
Step 2: Coworkers should say, "Calm down" "Stop shouting" or "Jesus, (insert random coworkers name), cut back on the coffee" whenever your victim speaks.
Step 3: Allow the prank to esculate until your victim cracks like lead paint. Be sure to send a "Take it easy!" note to the rest home.