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(70 votes)
Published: Mar 08, 2005 7:08 a.m.
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This trick is best performing on ditzy ass women.
And (don’t cry) NO... THERE WILL NOT BE A PICTURE. So if you need a picture in lieu of your god damn sense of creativity and imagination... vote 0 stars now and proceed to the nearest polar ice cap until someone let’s you know I give a damn.

What you need
1-knife
2-smokeless tobacco can
3-food coloring/ketchup (If you’re gonna whine about staining... just go on damn you, bitch later)
4-tissues

What you do is cut a hole through the bottom of the smokeless tobacco can (in the center). Make sure that it’s just big enough so that you can stick your middle finger through it. Go on now... stick it through. Okay now that your finger is in the hole (Probably the first time it’s ever been in a hole other than your own)lay the tissues on the bottom (on the inside... duh) of the can. Crumple them up a little eh? Okay great... now around the base of your finger... you should have a few layers of soft stuff (tissue....fucking pervert). Lay your finger down on top of the tissue (by bending it in sort of a come hither fashion). Now cover the base of your finger with the ketchup/food coloring and splash a little on the tissue. What do you know.... it looks like a severed finger in a can. Now the ditzy girl comes in to play. GO up to her and say, "Hey, I found this outside on the ground... and I don’t know what to do... I don’t want to get into trouble... the police are definitely gonna think it was me" Her natural response is going to be curiosity. She may something along the lines of "Trent is a fucking sexy beast"....er...nevermind. What I meant to say is "What is it?" You say..."Shhh...not so loud... do you promise not to tell anyone?" Response= Yes.
"Okay...look" Motion her to come a little closer to the can. Tell her "So nobody else can see". Slowly lift the lid and let her get a peek. She won’t believe it at first. She’ll think it’s plastic or something. Let her get a better look. She’ll think to herself, "It does look real" And curiosity will get the better of her... a little closer she goes and... WIGGLE YOUR FUCKING FINGER NOW FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!! Response= shock and perhaps a scream.
Tada.
YAY FOR ME I GET 0 EGG POINTS FOR THIS POST!!!!!!
Like I give a fuck.
And............you’re welcome. 		 
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bonggirltrish
Mar 08, 2005 9:20 am -
this is gay


Arkillion
Mar 08, 2005 10:01 am -
bit like your mum then bong.


Trent-6441
Mar 08, 2005 12:55 pm - huh?
Bonggurltrish... I don’t need you to put a caption near your picture telling me that it’s gay. Your haircut tipped me off.


Defiler
Mar 08, 2005 1:18 pm -
Yeah, and you like it Trent, fag.


Trent-6441
Mar 08, 2005 3:28 pm - Uh.... she looks like a big heaping mound of yuck
Could you not be a dumbass and get your own fucking avatar?


KeiserSosay
Mar 08, 2005 3:29 pm -
Quote:
Bonggurltrish... I don’t need you to put a caption near your picture telling me that it’s gay. Your haircut tipped me off.

now that was funny.

the only problem with this egg is that everybody already knows this trick.


Trent-6441
Mar 08, 2005 4:00 pm - not everyone knows this trick
there are dumb women that will fall for the same thing over and over and over again. Like say... Michael Jackson.


leagus
Mar 08, 2005 5:20 pm -
This is something you do in second grade.


Trent-6441
Mar 09, 2005 4:11 am -
Ok.... glad you think so.


Anonymous_Asshole
Aug 13, 2005 8:56 am -
if you found this funny your 8 years old


Trent-6441
Nov 13, 2005 11:56 pm -
"if you found this funny your 8 years old" Keep in mind this is coming from an Anonymous Asshole (literally) who didn’t learn to add an ’re to you to create the word you’re.


pyrokid57
Mar 15, 2006 8:02 pm -
Cool


Keny
Oct 01, 2006 7:37 pm -
oh man that was funny about that haircut man i am like rolling on the floor laughing if thats not comedy i dont know what is!
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