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(58 votes) Published: Mar 09, 2005 5:22 p.m. Viewed 770 times
Someody should try this. Pretend u r shopping and put some expensive stuff in your cart then tie a rope to the big handle of the cart. Walk your cart over to some bicycles in the store. Tie the other end of the rope to the bike quickly when nobody is around. then just get on the bike and bolt out the doors. bike up to your van/suv in the parking lot and get your friends help to lift the cart into the vehicle. Drive away. (your liscense plate should be covered. cover the plate in or near the parking lot. drive to another nearby lot and uncover it)
Mar 09, 2005 5:34 pm - You stupid fuck-stain the cart would be all over the place and flip all your shit out. If your gonna do something dumb like that just run out pushing the bike and the cart.
Mar 09, 2005 5:35 pm - You should then drive your car into a airplane and have your friends help you lift it in. Fly over to China and sell it to a Chinese Wal-Mart for 5000000000000000000 Yen.
Mar 09, 2005 5:55 pm - well i think u should use a bike because there is this guy at a nearby walmart that is a track star and i tried to do it withought a bike once and he tackled me and beat the crap out of me
Mar 09, 2005 7:06 pm - this plan is flawless so far. Defiler just made a crappy joke and the other guy was just like "u dumb shit it wont work!"...nobody can has anything on this plan
Mar 09, 2005 7:23 pm - Oh, so you would rather have your flaws listed instead of a "crappy Joke"? Okay, lets get started:
1. Yes the cart would flip over, unless you rode at like 2 MPH.
2. Your car would get tracked down
3. If a cop saw your covered license plate, he/she would pull you over.
4. You would probally crash and bust your ass in one of the aisle (especially when kids leave toys all over the floor).
5. The people at Wal-Mart can shut the doors, moron.
6. If you managed to get outside, a car would probally run you over.
Mar 09, 2005 7:23 pm - Oh, so you would rather have your flaws listed instead of a "crappy Joke"? Okay, lets get started:
1. Yes the cart would flip over, unless you rode at like 2 MPH.
2. Your car would get tracked down
3. If a cop saw your covered license plate, he/she would pull you over.
4. You would probally crash and bust your ass in one of the aisle (especially when kids leave toys all over the floor).
5. The people at Wal-Mart can shut the doors, moron.
6. If you managed to get outside, a car would probally run you over.
Jul 19, 2005 4:35 am - Wow, you’re a dumbass. Why would you even bother tying the cart and the bike together and riding out, you’d have a better chance taking a AK-47 and robbing the fucking joint.
Jul 29, 2005 8:20 am - Stupid idea. If you would’ve said hop on a bike and ride off to a truck (or van) with a friend driving, it wouldn’t be as bad of an idea. Even if you could keep both moving, all someone would have to do is grab a hold of the back of the cart and you’d be coming to a quick stop.
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