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How to be an annoyance
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(220 votes)
Published: Mar 09, 2005 6:43 p.m.
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Not for nothing but I like to think I know a few things about annoying people. If you really want to annoy someone here a few things you can do to them

Order seven pizza’s to go to their house, then call later and asked them how was the party?

Crouch down and hum the "Mission Impossible" theme as you go to school or to work

Drive in reverse every where you go

Get in a crowded elevator and as soon as the doors close start talking to yourself saying things "Kill them all, but where do I start" or "I hope the doctor really did get puss to stop driiping"

Take EVERYTHING literal, no matter what

Descirbe an incredible party you were at, right down to the color of the freaking curtains, then add as a footnote that you didn’t go... 		 
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MetallicA-1703
Mar 09, 2005 7:35 pm -
another thing that could be of great annoyance is reading this stupid egg


MetallicA-1703
Mar 09, 2005 7:35 pm -
lol that was mean im sorry


MetallicA-1703
Mar 09, 2005 7:42 pm -
actually now that i think of it..its alright lol


zman-391
May 25, 2005 3:52 pm -
nice, im gonna use these today. cant wait to see what the people in safeway have to say about it.


death150
Jan 02, 2006 1:55 pm -
nice i like that lift one i always greet everyone with a hand shake even if i dont know them and in lifts auto doors i mutter i opened that with my mind and in asda theres this lift with a disabled buttons on the side as it closes click the open button it really pisses people off after like 3 goes
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