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(202 votes) Published: Mar 10, 2005 8:20 p.m. Viewed 856 times
1. Clowns are evil, unfunny degenerates plagued by twisted delusions of grandeur and jagged streaks of deplorable malicious sadism.
2. Comic books have far too many loud mouthed adjectives
3. Wire rim glasses are a foolproof disguise. Really.
4. The number of oafish men a manga heroine can drop in a given amount is directly proportionate to the size of her (*ahem*) hard assets.
5. Much like the packaging on a can of potted meat, the image on the comic book cover may not accurately reflect its contents.
6. Police oficers are corupt, lazy, bumbling idiots incapable of doing their job. Wait I didn’t leanr this from comics, I learned it from watching cops...
7. A shuriken thrown by a stock comic ninja has a 37.3% better chance of hitting its target than a round fired from the rifle of the most decorated military marksmen.
9. Not only does tight costuming conceal the buldge made by male genitalia, it is also impervios to pit staining and ocular lazers.
10. Supervillains, despite the fact that the opperate well outside the law and should keep a low profile, are always indentifiable by that giant belt buckles they insist on wearing with their initials on them.
11. Super people are reluctant to market Earth-shattering (and potentially lucrative) discoveries. Cases in point: web fluid, boomerand arrows and Batgirl’s ass.
12. With the possible exception of lobbyists for the cencorship of violence in the media, Atlanteans are the bitchest people on Earth.
13. A small child in turqupise hot pants is not a "sidekick". He is more accurately described as a "decoy".
REMEMBER: There are 10 people in the world, thos who understand binary, and those who don’t.
Wow arent you the brightest lightbulb. You have your face as your icon and your admiting you smoke weed on the internet. With your town in your profile. Not such a good idea. Stoned? Off of weed? hahah
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