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(51 votes) Published: Mar 11, 2005 5:58 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 710 times
Alright boys, since I broke my arm a while back I was out of PE and I still am so I thought of things to amuse me during the class. I did homework for a bit but that is dull. Watching the class and getting yelled at when you try and do something is no fun either. So...
THE MASTER LIST OF THINGS TO DO IN PE CLASS WHEN YOU CAN’T DO PE
1.Spitball or Dart gun: These add excitement to the game that you are not playing and to you when you are trying to hit the players. Careful not to hit anyone to big or they will kick your ass.
2.Make some shims (the things you use to open a master lock, I have an egg on them if you want to know how) and switch all the locks in the changing room.
3.Talk to the people actually doing PE and get them in trouble.
4.Wander aimlessly around the school until VP gets pissed off at you.
5.Go down to the gas station along the road and buy food.
6.Eat the food in PE whilst you watch (it is a lot more fun then just watching)
7.Get into the storage room and puncture the balls.
8.Buy (or steal) the Bunny Suicide (a book) and laugh then imagine it was your teachers in the pictures.
9.String up the hallways around the gym with fishing line.
10.Don’t look at the clock (time goes a lot slower when you are waiting for it to go by, trust me, it does)