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(56 votes) Published: Mar 14, 2005 7:37 p.m. Viewed 800 times
ok. here we go. you know those dairyland bottle of milk that they sell in the milk machines at your school? well, buy one of those, and drink almost all of it. next, put it in your locker, and leave it there over spring break, with the lid tightly on(so your locker doesnt stink) and when you get back from spring break ( or just leave it in your locker/where ever you can leave it without it getting thrown out, for 2 weeks-1 month. take it out, and you have the raunchiest smelling thing ever. open it up and stick it somewhere good. for example, if there is someone you hate, and his locker has a cheap master (or any kind other than dudley i believe) combo lock, you can just open their locker up with a shim (look to Bustacrap’s eggs for how to do this in depth), and open up the milk bottle, pour whats left of the milk onto their stuff, and leave the open bottle underneath everything. all of their stuff will reek of milk gone bad, and you can laugh in their face
Mar 14, 2005 8:07 pm - a as a matter of fact i didnt leave the bottle in my locker, i left it in the computer lab, hidden away so it could fumigate. and as for the fact that anyone can think of it, well AxL didnt think of it. and to the best of my knowledge, nobody else has posted it before is a long as i’ve been on RE.
Mar 15, 2005 11:42 am - yeah, this works gud, we did it in our computer class and it smells like a very undescribably bad, kinda like a sulphur mine gone up in flames mixed with shit speader shit and old people.