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(53 votes) Published: Mar 16, 2005 4:53 p.m. Viewed 243 times
Tools:
1. Lighter fluid or any flammable substance.
2. A lighter or match(duh)-lighter is preferably a windproof lighter.
3. A dumbass friend who is as blonde as he is tall.
Instructions: Pour a bit of the substance onto a skateboard. Before you do that, loosen the trucks for the extra pain to be felt. Next, get your dumbass friend who is as blonde as he is tall onto the board. Make sure he is going fast. You can expect this:
"What the fuck is on my board?" Atleast something in this neighborhood. Tell him you spilled some water on it and he (bieng the blonde he is) will gladly skate some more. He will bitch about the trucks as well, but tell him thats how it was before. Now, as he passes, light the flame or wind resistant match(Wind resistance is a critical element in this chaotic activity). Drop it onto the board and make sure it lights, drop a few matches or get some axe and spray the substance. He will light a flame, fall from the loose trucks, and maybe have a ruined pair of shoes. All in all, he looses everything, you gain a good laugh, and maybe some internet movie worthy material.
Mar 19, 2005 2:16 am - its a pain in the ass isnt it? Try it with big feet, or get some oversized converse allstars. Thats hard to do. lol......large chuck taylors..haha...clown shoes.
Aug 15, 2005 11:25 pm - To make it cooler put a sticky substance on the board so when he falls off the flaming board sticks to his feet. And if he says sumthin about the sticky stuff thats ur cue to light it
Oct 19, 2005 11:24 am - Why didn’t this get rated better?? It’s cool as fuck!
A) spray a shitload of axe or something flammable on it( preferrably the wheels cuz it looks cool)
B) stand on the board
C)light it
D) ride it myself
its also cool when you do it on the wheels and have it sprayed on the ground so when u ride over it it will start the ground on fire and it looks cool. its hard to get it to work but when it does youre glad you did it. also, instead of just getting close and dropping the lighter on the board, use the blowtorch method with a lighter and an aerosol can.(spraying the can at the flame) you could do it with more distance this way.
Jul 21, 2006 11:16 pm - i have a little curb-high box with coping, at one point my skateboard got stolen so i started akting on a mini-board. because the box was so short i could turn into it and do noseslide-to-fakies on the mini-board.
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