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(165 votes) Published: Mar 22, 2005 10:36 p.m. In 17 Favorites Lists Viewed 2155 times
If your like me, you have a weak stomach when it comes to drinking alcohol (especially liquor). Two years ago it seemed like everytime i ever drank i would throw up.
well after doing some extensive personal research on some of my theories and knowledge about alcohol, i learned how to drink without ever puking or even feeling sick at all. *I also learned how to not get hangovers!
things you should know about alcohol
--alcohol dehydrates your body. (meaning) If your thirsty and you drink a beer, you actually become more thirsty from it.
--alcohol will not give you a hangover if you are not dehydrated before you go to sleep.
--The more food that is in your stomach before you drink; the slower the alcohol gets into your blood. (meaning) you stay drunk longer and the alcohol won’t affect you as strong all at once.
The plan
i have found from personal experience that all of these rules and the details tend to work best for me. You may or may not need to take all of these rules so seriously. But the next time you want to get drunk as shit, i guarentee that you don’t get sick.
1. One hour Before you drink, Eat a heavy meal. (bread and burgers, something greasy)
2. Before you drink the liquor, drink some water to dilute the first shot a little bit.
3. Drink good pure alcohol. Whiskey and Gin will fuck up an alcohol light weight. I suggest getting Vodka, flavored Smirnoff vodka is good for newbs.
4. Always drink with shots! Shots help keep control over how much you drink. you can easily keep track of your intake amount and speed.
5. Pick a good chaser. (the alternate drink besides alcohol). I Have found that soda is the worst chaser ever! under no circumstance will i never drink soda before after or during a night of getting drunk! This may be the main key here. I personally just drink water, or a light juice.
5. Use a chaser always. After chasing your shot, just relax for a few minutes between shots. continue to drink some of your chaser while waiting to take another shot. Water makes a good chaser because you can drink alot of it and not get as full as you would from juice. (but people make fun of you)
6. I can’t stress this enough! Continue to drink water through out the night while you are drunk. Diluting the alcohol that is in your stomach is the key to feeling good.
7. How much to drink? when i was a light weight i usually didn’t drink more than 5 or 6 shots and i was drunk as hell. If you drink enough alcohol you will puke no matter what you do to prepare.
--The main thing to rememberis that when you drink slowely you know how drunk you are at all times, So once your drunk you know that you should stop very soon. Which shouldn’t exceed 8 shots if your a lightweight.
8. Get some food after your drunkenness goes away. Don’t over eat to where you feel really full, just get a nice heavy snack. Waffle House!
For Hangovers
Sometimes even these rules will not over come your extensive drunkenness and keep your hangover away.
**If you have things to do in the morning;
-set your alarm for really early in the morning (like 5:00am).
-then when you wake up; drink a fuck load of water if you feel thirsty.
when you wake up you will be fresh as ever
warning! this egg was for informational purposes only. If you are under 21 you should not be drinking alcohol. I must emphasize that i am not responsible for you having sex with a fat and ugly chick because you weren’t throwing up like you usually do!
Mar 22, 2005 11:40 pm - I did indeed have one very bad experience from drinking and doing all the wrong shit!
1) I had a COMPLETLY empty stomach, had not eaten for the whole day.
2) drinking LOTS of soft drink.
3) was inside my house (very messy)
4)I lost count on how many bourbans i had drank, therfore kept drinking.
5) didnt bother to drink any water.
my hangover was fuckin bad.....i past out many times through the night and smacked my head on a million things. the funneist thing that i did was i jumped in the air and forgot to land on my feet and ended up landing on my head. then i went to jump on my bed and bounced off ALSO landing on my head. i chucked up so much in my house i was like the excorcised. but a VERY painfull nite indeed, lucky i didnt get alcolhol poisning...........apart from this most of my times getting pissed have been alrite.
Mar 23, 2005 4:36 am - this is kinda interesting........it also depends on the person tho....for example if i drink quickly wit no food in my stomach...i feel kinda shitty whilst drinkin but not afterwards......however if i DO eat then the nxt day i alwais gotta shit REAL bad
Mar 23, 2005 1:06 pm - Nice egg keiser, i dont puke when i drink so the egg was useless to me but for others it would be kick ass, its one of the better eggs that the spammers are putting out. 5 stars
warning! this egg was for informational purposes only. If you are under 21 you should not be drinking alcohol. I must emphasize that i am not responsible for you having sex with a fat and ugly chick because you weren’t throwing up like you usually do!
Apr 13, 2005 6:40 pm - Damn, I feel like an uber heavyweight now... I did 7 shots of 120 proof whiskey on an empty stomah, and i wasn’t even close to being drunk. DAMN YOU GERMAN GENES, DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 14, 2005 6:32 pm - Taking shots really dosent help you know how much you’ve drank. Fill a shot glass and pour it in some coke, so you drink a nice mixed drink instead of dumb shots that burn your throat. I’m a pro at shots, but most people aren’t. Their actually alot harder on your stomach, and will make you puke 100x more than a mixed drink will. If you know what your doing you can keep track of how much you’ve had without taking shots. 1 ounce of most mid proof liquor equals one beer. Further more, taking shots will hit you alot quicker, and can often lead to alcohol poisening from unexperienced drinkers. I don’t know why you reccomend light weight drinkers to take shots. Eat before you drink, but dont get terribly full. Eating a heavy meal after is also a bad idea, it should b kept realtively light.
Apr 15, 2005 4:59 am - fuck shots i chug liqour:-p this shit called 99 bananas kicks ass its 99 proof i drank half a fuckin bottle in one chug(by the way it was big:-p)
Apr 15, 2005 8:49 pm - hell I wish you would have told my friend this- he was only 12 and in the 7th grade, and he weighed about 90 pounds, didn’t eat, and drank about a case of beer- holy shit did he have a hangover at school- anyway, thanks for the tips- I’m only 13, but I’ll use these later- 5
Apr 15, 2005 8:49 pm - hell I wish you would have told my friend this- he was only 12 and in the 7th grade, and he weighed about 90 pounds, didn’t eat, and drank about a case of beer- holy shit did he have a hangover at school- anyway, thanks for the tips- I’m only 13, but I’ll use these later- 5
Apr 16, 2005 10:19 am - ^^^ If that kid weighed 90 lbs and drank a case of bear he would be hospitilized dumb ass like seriously the kid lied to you or your lying to us.
Apr 16, 2005 10:30 am - hey, I’m just back from a wild party, there was a lot of drinking there!
My friend puked because he drank a whole bottle of vodka by himself in about 30 mins, but I was allright, as I just had beer for most of the night.
I think a really good tip is to pace yourself. If you can make your drink last, you’re less likely to feel sick, but if you just gulp it all down, you’re probably going to throw up. (Depending on what you’re drinking.)
Apr 17, 2005 12:54 pm - LOL. Nice one. 5 stars. Another tip is don’t smoke weed when you drink, it’s the start of the road that leads to vomit hell. Affectionately known as a whitey.
Apr 17, 2005 5:26 pm - When I take shots, I’m usually in a hurry (drinking in my basement, outside, need to hurry to my parents don’t wake up). So I always take shots of 151. I wouldnt reccomend it unless you have a high tolerance, and a strong stomach.
Apr 18, 2005 6:19 am - Nice egg. Just build up your tolerance, like me (maybe not the best idea...) . It’s worth adding that it’s the ethyl alchohol that makes you drink. When it reaches your kidney and liver, toxins are realeased into the bloodstream depending on how much you’ve drunk. If I remember correctly, starting 4 hours after you’ve stopped drinking, the body begins processing 1.5 beers-worth (Canadian beer, mind you) of alchohol. I drink a lot of whisky all at once to get myself nice and tanked, followed by a sleeping pill or two. THen I go to bed.
Apr 19, 2005 10:28 am - Good egg. Not much use to me tho. I am one of those lucky people who can just drink and drink without puking, or going nuts or anything. I just get really happy and really funny. Bad hangovers tho. For hangovers-eat burnt toast. It asorbs alhcohol.
Apr 22, 2005 10:05 am - you should have told me 11 years ago , when I was 11.I`ll remember that night forever - I actualy fell asleep on the toilet seat
Apr 26, 2005 5:33 pm - Good deal!! This info is always good advice for beginning drinkers. Also another tip, drink a glass of milk before you begin your binge. The milk calms the stomache and aids in the prevention of puking.
Apr 28, 2005 9:33 pm - Another tip. Use ice in your drink. Eat the ice. I prefer having mixed drinks that taste like tropical fruit punch. Have ice in whatever drink you have if you can. Ice helps you rehydrate.
Oct 08, 2005 2:43 pm - Fcuk! MILK?? Curdle?? Yuck.. Don’t drink milk to chase shots- you will puke up cottage cheese! Nice advice from this egg but for those of us who black out cause we drink TOO much.. all this pacing shit is totally out of our realm. .. for non alkis- this is great advice!
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