Prank Phone Calls
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Published: Mar 24, 2005 7:47 a.m.
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First, you may wanna make your call anonymous. (UK, Dial 141 before putting in the number/US, Sorry, don’t know. Maybe your phone has a setting or you can ask someone, ie, phone company?) Also, if dialling a friend, alter your voice, whatever way you can.
(PS, some of these are from Simpsons)
1. ’Hi, we’re doing a survey on electricity usage. Please tell me, is your refridgerator running?’
’Yes?’
’Well, then you better go and catch it!’ HANG UP!
2. ’Hello, this is (Pretend Name) from (Phone Company Name) and I must warn you, if your phone rings, do NOT pick it up, as the caller will recieve a nasty electric shock!’
’Oh, OK’ (or) ’Yeah, right!’ (Doesn’t Matter Which)
HANG UP... 5 minutes later, call back! If they pick it up, you know what to do... ’AAAARRRGGGHHHHH! FUCK! BZZZZZZZBZZZZZBZZ!’ (Maybe even have sound effects from PC/TV?) Then fall to the ground, making sure they hear it and pull the phone line out of the socket. Don’t hang up, as it is different from pulling out the line!
3. Leave a message on a friend’s answer machine:
’Hey, Jack, it’s Bobby. Listen, I think there’s some-one in my house, and they’re... No! No! Please, n...’ HANG UP!
4. ’Hi! I’m looking for Jass?’
’Jass?’
’Yeah, first name, Hugh?’
’Hugh Jass? Hugh Jass. Hey, somebody check the men’s room for a Hugh Jass’!
5. ’Excuse me, is this I. P. Freely?’
6. ’Hi, I’m looking for A Miss Huggankiss, first name, Amanda...’
’Hey, guys, I’m looking for Amanda Huggankiss. Yeah, Amanda Huggankiss!’
7. ’Hi, I’m looking for Mike Rotch?’
’Mike Rotch? OK... Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?’
8. ’Maya Buttreeks?’
9. ’Come on, guys, do we have a Bea O’Problem here?’
10. ’Oliver Clovesoff! Hey, everybody, I want Oliver Clovesoff!’
11. ’Homer Sex-Yu-Al? Come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sex-Yu-Al!’
12. ’Hey, guys, I wanna Seymour Butts! Seymour Butts?’
13. ’Hello, is Mr Wall there, please?’
’No.’
’Mrs Wall?’
’No.’
’Are there any Walls there?’
’No.’
’Then what’s keeping the ceiling up, then?!’
PS #2, I take NO responsibility if you get caught or get in trouble! |
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 | Apr 03, 2005 3:11 pm -
Oh, and apparently, in the US, press *6 to anonymously call. (Warning, not 100% sure) |
 | Jul 05, 2005 8:22 pm - BLOCK YOUR # IN THE US
To block your phone # in the U.S. dieal *67 first. |
| Jul 11, 2005 10:46 am -
Thanx |
 | Au 22, 2005 6:03 pm -
lmao cool egg! |
 | Nov 06, 2005 12:07 am -
most are from the simpsons...still 4* |
| Dec 15, 2005 8:47 am -
Quote: (PS, some of these are from Simpsons) |
 | Dec 19, 2005 10:56 pm -
hey is this tv customer service? yeh, im havin problems wit my new television again... it sprouted lasers and gone round shootin’ ppl... uh huh... ok... oooh.... (remote noises), so i press menu, theen function... (laser noise), (screams).... nah tht dint work... ohh... really?? ok... how do i do that?? |
| Dec 19, 2005 11:03 pm -
hey is this tv customer service? yeh, im havin problems wit my new television again... it sprouted lasers and gone round shootin’ ppl... uh huh... ok... oooh.... (remote noises), so i press menu, theen function... (laser noise), (screams).... nah tht dint work... ohh... really?? ok... how do i do that?? |
| Dec 23, 2005 10:21 am -
lol |
 | Jul 11, 2006 10:44 pm -
this is so fucking lame |
 | Jul 24, 2006 5:05 pm -
us is *67 |
| Oct 04, 2006 9:38 am -
Quote: this is so fucking lame
I know. |
 | Oct 06, 2006 10:30 pm -
yeah. I rang up Pizza Hut and said "Blow me!" |
 | Feb 11, 2007 8:42 am -
*5 |
 | Mar 18, 2007 1:13 pm -
lmfao i like #2 the best lol 5*’s |
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