Nov 13, 2006 11:51 pm - Can I have a bite of that burger?? And, nobody REALLY wants to be the creepy uncle. Plus; I just saved a shit load on my car insurance!!!!
Nov 14, 2006 12:20 pm - your not going to go back on our deal are you,allith.
i granted you the ability to unhinge your jaw,
so you could bite the heads off of men.
& you agreed to give me your first born child
Sep 20, 2006 5:57 pm - LESBIANS! I just got hit on by a lesbian...
lksdfj (8:32:14 PM): ey hbia
alkdsj (8:32:19 PM): or hey bia
kdsfd (8:32:27 PM): which ever one works
AlliTheRipper (8:32:33 PM): Heyyyyyy you!
dsjafl (8:32:48 PM): eww i dont like your icon
slkdjf (8:32:53 PM): you should be kissing a girl
AlliTheRipper (8:32:55 PM): Hahahaha
ksadjf(8:32: 5 PM): now that would be hot
AlliTheRipper (8:32:58 PM): is it too hetero for you?
dklsajf(8:33:26 PM): yea
AlliTheRipper (8:33:31 PM): haha
dkjkfjkds(8:33:3 PM): its too gross for me
AlliTheRipper (8:33:36 PM): lol.
AlliTheRipper (8:33:43 PM): You know I kissed a girl once
AlliTheRipper (8:33:45 PM): and I didn’t like it much.
slkdjf (8:33:49 PM): really
AlliTheRipper (8:33:52 PM): Yeah
AlliTheRipper (8:33:55 PM): Actually I did a girl once.
elwkjalksdf (8:34:05 PM): give a girl a chance that knows what there doing
AlliTheRipper (8:34:09 PM): Hahahahahahahaha
AlliTheR pper (8:34:11 PM): Nooooo
AlliTheRipper (8:34:15 PM): I likeah dah penizzz
lakdf (8:34:35 PM): and i can strap one on
lksadjflk (8:34:52 PM): same thing
laksdjflk (8:35:23 PM): wait
laksdjflk (8:35:26 PM): you did a girl once?
AlliTheRipper (8:35:30 PM): Yeah a LONG time ago.
laksdjldkjf (8:35:30 PM): i didnt get that until now
ladjf (8:35:35 PM): whoa
AlliTheRipper (8:35:43 PM): That’s how I know I’m straight.
woieajksdf (8:35:46 PM): she didnt know what she was doin then
oewajlfkd (8:35:52 PM): bc its great i promise!
AlliTheRipper (8:35:52 PM): Meh.
AlliTheRipper (8:35:56 PM): I don’t like vaginas
lakdjf (8:36:08 PM): you dont have to touch mine then
asdjflk (8:36:12 PM): ill show you
wlkajfldks (8:36:12 PM): hahahah
AlliTheRipper (8:36:45 PM): Haha
lakjfdskl (8:36:48 PM): and i bet she wasnt as hot as me
AlliTheRipper (8:36:49 PM): I’ll pass on that.
AlliTheRipper (8:36:57 PM): She had saggy boobs.
wleakjfslkd (8:37:02 PM): hahah
AlliTheRipper (8:37:02 PM): We were both really high
AlliTheRipper (8:37:09 PM): and I kept thinking they were looking at me.
weajflkds(8:37:10 PM): alright if thats all it takes
laksdjflk (8:37:14 PM): ill smoke you out
AlliTheRipper (8:37:19 PM): I don’t do drugs anymore haha
weajldskf (8:37:26 PM): me niether
Jul 04, 2006 10:48 pm - now how about you give me a job
hehe, couldnt resist
good luck with the job
Nov 15, 2005 4:35 am - Why I Haven’t Been On RE Lately... I’ve gotten a few IMs asking if I quit RE, so I thought I’d put up a blog explaining why I haven’t been on lately.
I’ve got rehearsal for this musical I’m in, and this is Hell Week so that means I’m at school from 9:00 AM till 3:20 PM anyways, but now I’ve got to stay late until 11:00 PM to rehearse. So I’ve got exactly 8 hours each night to sleep, and 1 hour to get ready, and 1 extra hour to have some kind of social life. So...I’ll be back on Saturday.
Nov 21, 2005 5:02 pm - Everybody likes alli. Stupid dingle neeb. That was directed to the other guy. Whatever his name is.
Sep 12, 2005 3:47 pm - Fuck Drug Tests So this morning I got called down to the discipline office because some teacher said that people in my friend’s car were smoking pot in the student parking lot on Friday morning. I denied it, and said I wasn’t that dumb. Which is true, we didn’t smoke in the parking lot that morning, but I told her that I’ve never smoked in my life. She said that if she found out I lied to her, the consequences were going to be VERY severe.
She called my stepmom and told her to drug test me, and she said okay. I was high at the time, and REALLY paranoid, so I drank AT LEAST 3 gallons of water today, and some girl gave me these little white pills and said they would help mask it. I was pissing water by the end of the day, and I took the pills on the bus ride home. My whole skin started burning, and turned blotchy and I looked like a lobster. As soon as I got home, my stepmom had a test waiting for me, and I peed in the cup and then she put the strip in and we waited ten minutes.
The test was negative! I beat a fucking drug test today! Everyone told me I didn’t have a leg to stand on, but I fucking beat it. By the Grace of God alone, I beat it.
And that means I get out of a 10 day suspension, and possible alternative placement (I’d have to go to a different school). Thank God for weird girls in cafeterias with pills.
Sep 12, 2005 3:52 pm - Hey, how long does marijuana stay in ur system an can be picked up in drug tests... *********************I&rs uo;m doing track in winter and spring
Sep 12, 2005 4:43 pm - Niacin. Take them at least 15 minutes before the test. But they haven’t been proven to work 100% of the time, so drink A SHITLOAD of water, and eat Vitamin B so your piss will maintain the yellow color.
Sep 12, 2005 7:02 pm - the pills that u took were callled nysin there diet pills there supose to burn fat sells which thc sicks to. u can get them off the shelf
Sep 06, 2005 7:11 am - Would you like some punch? Holy shit. If my friend doesn’t come pick me up within the next 15 minutes, I’m going to have to stand at the bus stop with that stupid bitch girl who accused me of all that shit. I’m going to punch her in the face. Wish me luck.
Sep 06, 2005 12:45 pm - good luck here is my favourite subdueing move. Stand a foot away from them eye to eye, punch in face, headbutt in face, knee in stomac, elbow in back and trip them with your foot
Sep 06, 2005 4:04 pm - Ahahahahahhahahhaha I punched her right in the nose. She tried to say some shit to me and I just lodged my fist into her face. I told her that if she told anyone what I did to her...it’d be the last time she talked. Needless to say, I didn’t get in trouble.
Aug 24, 2005 5:50 pm - I hate Freshmen. I hate Sophomores. I hate getting high when I’m high. I hate little kids. I hate watching the sky when I’m high. It scares me. I hate US History outlines. I hate Spaghetti-O’s. I hate questions like, "What are we now?" Also, I hate the internet.
Se 12, 2005 3:57 pm - JESUS SAYS: Don’t hate, love. "Love the sinner and hate the sin
Aug 13, 2005 9:29 am - Sometimes It Snows in Florida... So I finally figured out how to sneak out of my room last night. My friend and I met up with some boys, one of them bought me cigarettes and brought some coke to share. We had a bottle or two of MD 20/20, cheap liquor haha. So we’re standing in the middle of the street looking for a place to do lines, and this guy grabs a real estate sign and we do lines with a 100 dollar bill. I got FUCKED up. My friend and I went back to my house and tried to get the screen back in the window but I started freaking out because I couldn’t get it back in. Turns out, I had super human strength so I bent the shit out of it and got it in, then bent it back. Easy as cake.
Long story short...if you’re sneaking out and don’t want to get caught...do some coke.
Aug 13, 2005 9:36 am - i quit doeing that shit,but when i still did it,i
would rock it up & smoke it,or slam it in me arm,
fuck sniffen it,thats just a wast of good coke
Aug 13, 2005 10:15 am - i would love to share my coke with you AllitheRipper =X *KISS*
Aug 13, 2005 11:15 am - lucy whyd you have to take away all your pictures thats what id jack off to.
i tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose.
Aug 10, 2005 9:04 pm - I got ordained as a minister today.
