Stealing from Wal Mart (good stuff, actually works)
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(72 votes)
Published: Mar 28, 2005 6:10 p.m.
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I’ve seen alot of Eggs about this, but none of them have really good, creative ways to steal from Wal Mart.
If you’re a girl, hide it in your underwear. It’s a perfect pocket, and if even if you do get apprehended, they can’t ask you to empty your vagina because that’s sexual harassment.
Wear gloves and get a small object and shimmy it up your sleeve and find a way to get it into your glove. This works well because you can move your hand freely about while expertly hiding your items. But, before you leave make sure you go to the bathroom and remove all tags and put it somewhere other than in your glove because if they ask you to take it off then you’re screwed.
If you’re buying a shirt or somet sort of clothing item, you can put a small something in your hand and drape the clothing over your arm. Go into the self-checkout and carefully put the clothing on the belt and ring it up without unfolding it and letting the small object drop. Place it in the bag, pay, and walk out.
For girls, wearing Ugg boots are good because you can put things in there.
Boys, snowboots work the same way but are a little more suspicious. Especially if it’s in the summer.
I’ve tried all of these, and I’ve never gotten caught. Ever. They only check your receipt if you have something out of the bag. |
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 | Mar 28, 2005 7:25 pm -
Quote: they can’t ask you to empty your vagina
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 | Mar 28, 2005 7:39 pm -
you have a vagina? |
 | Mar 28, 2005 8:26 pm -
if you gat caught, they would put you in a room and the police would come, and you would go to jail and they would strip search you, and... pokets are better than boots.
....*drool* |
 | Mar 29, 2005 1:17 am -
HAHAH EMPTY YOR VAGINA. that shit had me rollin man that was funny shit man |
 | Mar 29, 2005 1:20 pm -
you said no one had really good ways to steal from walmart??? these are all pussy ways to steal little things... look at the egg me and my friend did named "biggest job from wally world" those are real ways to steal from walmart, not these gay un-creative ways to steal little things worth as much as this stupid egg |
 | Jul 17, 2005 8:04 pm -
Haha...I think i’ll go steal something in MY vagina. 5* |
 | Aug 05, 2005 2:51 am -
5*****for creativeness |
 | A g 06, 2005 10:12 pm -
ha funny |
 | Aug 11, 2005 9:21 pm -
yeah i also think iwill steal sumthing in my vagina and well i’m a guy ***** 4 creativity |
 | O t 11, 2005 1:11 pm -
If your a gay ass homosexual you can fit it in your anus. HAHA |
 | May 26, 2007 11:55 am -
Will they ask me to empy my mangina? 5 |
 | Jun 27, 2007 8:31 pm -
hmmmmm....... i wish i had a vagina |
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