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(34 votes) Published: Mar 30, 2005 8:17 p.m. Viewed 218 times
ha ha my pride and joy...all of which I have committed and tested...along wit a few of my friends of course.
1.if they have a pool throw dog shit, old eggs, anything that is expired in your fridge, nuts, jello, raw meat etc. etc. I did this when they were on vacation and it crusted and bubbled over....but not before throwing a pool party at their house^^
2. (this works especially well if you are a fat balding middle aged dude) go up to your neighbors house in your stained, crusty skibbies and ask to borrow a cup of sugar. throw in bad breath and a few winks to creep them out. If you are not a balding hairy fat middle aged dude, find someone. I employed my friend’s dad to do it^^
3.put sugar in their gas tank.
4. key up their car
5. leave a boombox in an obscure part of their backyard (or under their house) and turn it to a death-metal station. this works especially well at 3am. MAKE SURE IT IS BATTERY OPERATED!!! if it has a timer feature set it to go off in 5 min. then go back to your house nonchalantly.
6.put cinderblocks in front of their door (A few dozen or so at each door works best)
7.call from a payphone and say ramdom and weird stuff ex.: "Hello clarice", "Do you like scary movies? he he he", "Direct me to your leader dammit", "Hi this is billy bob. direct me to your twinkies"
8.smoke bomb their house
9.do the "flaming bag of dog shit on tha porch" gag
10.go over screaming and ranting at them for nothing about odd things
11.accuse them of being a witch
12.leave massacred teddy bears all over their doorstep
13. egg and soap their windows
14. make a bottle rocket chain reaction and set it off in front of their house (he he XD)
15. cherry bomb their mailbox
16.subscribe to an "adult magazine" in their name and have it sent to their house
17. steal their cable and order MANY pay-per view movies (DON’T GET CAUGHT)
18. leave firecracker chains on their doorstep periodically
19. tape a thumbtack to your doorbell (if ya heve one)
20.leave soiled diapers on their doorstep
21.feed their dog (if the bastards have one) fart candies. you can find these at most gag shops.
22. paint their door a different color. I find bright intrusive colors work tha best.
23. steal their television remote controls (ha ha ha >:D )
24.ding dong ditch repeatedly. when caught deny it was you and say you only wanted to borrow a cup of sugar but you have suddenly caught diarreah so you walked casusaaly away. do not admit to commiting tha other ding dong ditches. say it was some other kids. If you can manage to shit yourself and have the poo run down your leg to show them, you have my respect. (my friend Iggie did this and I laughed my ass off!)
25. steal their newspapers
26. leave cross dressers anonymouse magazines in their place
27. leave pieces of rotting meat all around their house. watch them try to find them all (leave some out in the open and strand some out in REALLY hard places ta find)
28. graffitti their house
29.put gasoline in a bucket and put shredded toilet paper in it untill it is a thick pulpy concinsistency. light it (You need gloves to avoid getting burned to do so) and chuck it against a brick wall.
30. annoy the living shit outta them whenever you can
31. think of some yourself! this is all I can think of right now so...yeah...
if you die, get injured etc. I ain’t gonna take tha fall so don’t blame me dammit. I tested most of these out and nothin’ happened (my neighbors eventually moved away...)so just don’t blame me okay??
Aug 22, 2005 4:24 am - "3.put sugar in their gas tank"
this doesnt work, due to that little thing called a fuel filter which prevents the sugar entering the engine. If, however, you were willing to pour several pounds of sugar into the tank, then you could conceivably block the filter, resulting in the car not getting fuel and therefore not running.
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