Tyrant

Apr 01, 2005 11:26 am - In Deep Shit - Literally! April Fool’s - 1998 I had a great plan worked out for pranking my old school; Block the pipes to the septic tank and wait for it to leak and explode... Well, I ’borrowed’ the septic tank room key and made a copy, and had it back in less than a half hour. So far so good. It was 8:27am, 23 minutes before school started. I had a hammer, a chisel and a plastic plate. I slid into the room and closed the door. Unfortunately, the janitor walked by and noticed the door was unlocked. Fuck. So she locked it. Double fuck. Well, I didn’t know this at the time. Triple fuck. I turned off the pump and started to chisel away at a section of the main pipe (Shit, did it smell!) and loadsa piss-shit fell about 2’ from my foot. Well, so far so good, apart from the piss-shit scenario. I stuck in the plastic plate to block the... the... you know. Anyway, I turned the pump back on but accidentally closed the little cupboard it was in, locking it. ’So what?’ I thought, and I ran for the door which was, of course, LOCKED. Well, I was in there for 2 hours until I was up to my knees in shit. Mainly because all my friends were in on then joke and were flushing the toilets at every possible time. Finally, it was playtime (recess) and the teachers were on there way to the staff room. Well i was up to my hip in piss-shit by then (because my friends had more time to flush, flush, flush) At last, the door opened, and all the... stuff washed out into the hall. I was expelled 2 hours later. I was in deep shit - literally.

sniper-6822

Apr 01, 2005 11:48 am - that is so funny what happend then, who found you

Tyrant

Apr 02, 2005 9:51 am - The Headteacher (aka, principal in US), the janitor who opened the door and got hit the worst (apart from me, of course) and my teacher. She blew her top and wanted to hit me, I could tell. LOL!

sniper-6822

Apr 02, 2005 2:33 pm - that is great, to bad it did not work

death-4707

Apr 03, 2005 9:25 am - One i didn’t do. these pyros that go 2 my skool were gunna burn this barn by one of their houses and i was walkin by and it’s burnin right so i take advantage of the situasion and throw sum bad papers in the fire including my report card and sure enough as i’m walkin away the cops and firefighters r comin and they arrest me and i spend a night in jail until they realize who did it and they had to make a public apology and everything. my mom was mad at me for burnin the stuff but she didn’t do anything.

sniper-6822

Apr 03, 2005 7:33 pm - don’t you hate the cops when they do that! but there just doing there job. I don’t like it when they do that but think of what would happen if they did not arrest people

sniper-6822

Apr 03, 2005 8:41 pm - no I gave up all my points by accidentaly hitting the refresh after I donated 40 points

sniper-6822

Apr 04, 2005 12:37 pm - school lock out I WILL POSTE PICTURES BUT I’M BUSY RIGHT NOW (I DID TAKE A CAMERA TO SHOW YOU THAT I DID DO IT, BUT THERE WAS NOT VERRY MUCH LIGHT SO IT IS HARD TO SEE. I WOULD HAVE TAKEN A PICTURE OF THE SIGN BUT I DON’T KNOW IF SOME ONE ON THIS SIGHT MIGHT RAT ME OUT) last night I locked out my old school. The other day I went to my hard ware store and bought 2 two foot heavy duty chains, a roll of duct tape, two master locks made for truck and trailers, and five big tubs of apoxy. Then from around the house I got latex gloves (cleaning gloves or the kind that Dr. have), tooth picks, flash light, my knife (you never know who you might run into), scissors, wire cutters, clock, camera. Late at night after every body had gone to bed I got up and packed my bag I wraped every thing up in painters tape and then I taped the things to gether (I did this so the chain would not rattel and make noise). next I got on my jacket and jumped from my window on to the roof below bla bla bla I will skip over that part, then I was on my bike riding down the road when my front brakes started to squeak reall loud. I jumped off my bike and disabled my front brake the rest of the way went with out a problem except for when cars went by (I had to jump off my bike and dive for cover), and for that dumb lawn sign that I ran over and smashed my foot. Well I got to the school which was over 3 miles away hid my bike and walked around the school over 13 doors well I got back to my back pack a unloaded put on the latex gloves, then I went to each door took out a tooth pick broke it in half put it in the lock and hamered it in to place with my flash light. next I covered that with apoxy I did that to all the doors. but in the front I put the tooth pick in the lock and chain the door shut threw the two door handles next I went to were all the gas amd electical meters were and I cut off the tags that make sure that no body has changed the meter (this is hard to explain but it was some thing that needed to be there) then I saw a wire going to the box (I did not like that wire so I cut it) he he ha ha then I want to the front of the school and cut the Christmas lights and extention cords, and hacked the water hose this was the fun part after I was done doing things I went to the front of the school and with the duct tape I taped out the words HAVE FUN I DID DON’T GET MAD GET GLAD -ME I dont go to the school so I dont know what happened the next day but I have 2 friends that go there so I will ask them. sorry if this is to long and for the spelling

death-4707

Apr 06, 2005 9:23 pm - Thats ill that is so tight...i hate the princibles and there the ones that will be responsible for fixin it cuz the city doesn’t want anything to do with that...hahahahaha i wish i could have seen that

sniper-6822

Apr 06, 2005 11:52 pm - I’m going to try to hot wire this truck in the back of my old school and drive it to the front of the school to block the doors and set it up on cinder blocks and take off tires or slash them. the tow truck driver wont know what to do

death-4707

Apr 08, 2005 9:58 am - Awsome thats ill their heads r gunna b jackd

Tyrant

Apr 23, 2005 1:02 pm - I donated 75pts

Tyrant

Jun 24, 2005 10:42 am - lol, ur right, i suppose U could make one, cos i don’t know what to include. maybe different topics, eg., Police, Teachers, other, etc. Well, go on then! lol, ;-)

Icantbelieveitsnot uttsex

Sep 01, 2005 10:07 pm - Well lil kids,gather round the fire,Okay,my story is takes place when I was 13 which now on the 21st of september Ill be 15,but I was a super pyro,really crazy about fire then,so i decided to stop for a second in the ditch and light some grass on fire,Ive been walking around the neighborhood for about 30 minutes,but anyways,as I lit the fire I saw my neighbor see me doing that,I mean,I lit the grass on fire and started blowing it to make it bigger and bigger,so I just walked away from it after stomping it a couple times. So i just started walking away like normal but he called my parents and my mom went around the neighborhood and started looking for me,she found me. So she gave me a hard time for a couple of minutes asking why i did it,then we just went in the house. I thought nothing of it anymore. So about six hours or more pass,and my mom stepped outside for a minute while i was watching tv,she said it smelled like something was burning,i stepped out to see the neighbors house I did it at and it looked like fog had completely surrounded their house,it wasn’t fog,the grass had been smoldering for hours! So mom said to run over there and stomp it out,so i did and all you could see was sparks,you could not find the heat that can cause fire! So I went out there with a bucket of water,little did that do She calls the police thinking they would just come to my house and talk to me,yeah right they came to my house to prosecute me,but it was the neighbor that would decide on that,but anyways the cop pulls in and starts sayin a bunch,he asked me to give him my lighters,i said ill go to my room and get them,my mom that she had tooken them all away from me,but I had a big bucket with about 15 lighters,i gave them to him,well anyways after him telling me all about juve and crap,he left,but after all that i didnt get in trouble!!! but i learned not to play with fire(BUT i still do because im a pyromaniac!

jamesgx

Sep 28, 2005 3:49 pm - i donated i donated 40 egg points

jamesgx

Sep 28, 2005 3:54 pm - oops.... Quote: i donated 40 egg points make that 80 ( i also hit refresh ) so does that meen that i’m a mod and you’ll vote for my eggs

jamesgx

Sep 28, 2005 3:57 pm - oops.... Quote: i donated 40 egg points make that 80 ( i also hit refresh ) so does that meen that i’m a mod and you’ll vote for my eggs

Tyrant

Sep 29, 2005 10:35 am - ill make you a mod, but to be honest there is no point, this group died a while ago.

Tyrant

Oct 24, 2005 3:00 pm - **Update**

Blackaura

Nov 01, 2005 4:41 pm - I donated 10 points! I don’t have much but I will donate more!! I’ve just joinded this group so Hi y’all!