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(108 votes) Published: Apr 01, 2005 2:07 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 437 times
Me and my friends used to do this all of the time back in like 5th and 6th grade. It was so fun we changed the idea and switched places all of the time.
Fake Fighting
oh the potential
the setup
--Get a few of your friends and Stand on a busy street corner waiting for a car to come by.
-when the car is in sight then start the brutal fake fight.
--make sure that one person appears to get hurt really bad (this way the car will stop and sympothise)
-it’s best to have a 2 on 1 fight or even use a long stick or something to beat the victim with.
(use a large baloon for padding for the stick when it hits you, then you can pop the ballon with something when the car gets close)
--have the victom go down to the ground
-stomp him a little if you have time (fake kicking is the easiest thing to do)
what makes the fight look real (because a really fake fight doesn’t get responces)
--the person throwing punches should be facing away from the car (so they can’t see that your not actually hitting them)
--when using a stick to hit somebody
-have the person curled up next to a curb or something
-hit the ground with the stick, not the person
(the balloon is just for a little safety, you will need it)
--the escape makes all the difference. after the attackers "notice the car", have them run away from the car and jump over a fence or something.
(this gives alot of creditability to the fight!)
the really funny part (your responce to the stopped drivers)
--since most cars will stop ad ask if your ok, you will almost always get a responce.
--try saying different things to piss off the concerned driver.
-laugh at the driver and run away
-"I’m calling the cops on you", then run away. (much confusion)
-***(my favorite) (pretend like you won the fight)Talk to the person about how the kids learned their lesson and next time you will beat them up even worse. this will make an awkward conversation for the driver to tell you how you just got beat up.
-just act dizzy and pretend you can’t talk correctly
(most of these end in running away laughing after you just can’t hold it in anymore)
if your lucky (these were some of the great outcomes that happened to use while pulling this prank)
--one lady had seen our show more than once. she drove around the neighborhood looking for us while yelling ou the window)
--a group of teens drove by and turned around to watch the fight. i continued to fake kick my friend on the grond while they cheered me on (i think they finally left once they realized it was fake)
--a cop drove by and turned his light on (we ran like hell)
--a redneck offered to drive me home once. i got in the bed of his truck for a block and jumped out at a stop sign laughing my ass off!
Jan 20, 2006 12:47 pm - lmao, my mate once just lade in a path and when a car stoped to see if he was ok he just told them he was tired and then stayed on the path
the driver wasnt sore what to say
Jan 29, 2006 7:40 am - dude we do this all the time and beat the fat kid up and once a redneck came by and yelled’’ yall better calm the fuck down!’’ and we once had a guy look like he saw a ghost when he saw us lol
Jan 29, 2007 1:29 pm - rated a 4 Me and my friend did this a couple times. I would walk on crutches and than hed jump out a bush at a red light and kick the crutch and than start hitting me in the stomach