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if you hate someone and you have access to there computer then do the following..
open the computer outside plastic, then rub your feet on the carpet and touch the inside, the small electric charge will completely fuck up the computer for good
Apr 04, 2005 11:54 am - i always fucked a computoir a different way...if u want to know how ill tell yea...ok get a condom...and a 5 doller bill...u need the condom so it wont give you a virus and u need the 5 doller bill so it will feel like a whore and will fuck you any time you want...and it gives free anal
Apr 15, 2005 7:26 pm - simple way get a magent, the more powerful the better
when you have access to the computer go to its harddrive and just rub the magnet over it. and the hard drive is almost blank. this also works with floppys. i did that to some loser who was stealing my hw from the school comp, cause he saw my password. it was the best, dude walks into class hands in his floppy and is like "i got to print it" and there wasnt a thing on the disk.
Dec 14, 2005 3:53 pm - you noobs lol this is all you have to do: ok this is what you need: super glue or shoe goo 5-10 matches depending on how big they are scissors floppy disk and a deuche bag’s cpu (computer u illiterate nerds)ok take the floppy and remove saftey panel so that it can be put back on take scissors and scrape off the accelerant from ur matches onto a piece of paper now put a lil glue or goo on the disk inside( a dap will do ya) now sprinkle the match scrapings on the glue and place back on the disk the saftey panel thing put floppy in deuche bag’s cpu in the floppy drive...when he/she turns their cpu on the disk will spin causing friction to occur and thus ignighting the match tips...this will cause an internal detonation of their cpu and gaurentees the complete sabatage and deletion of all files not to mention the need to replace the cpu (its gone)!!!!!!! note this in no way can possibly harm the person at the cpu unless they hide c4 in their tower:have fun and good times-danbo
Dec 28, 2005 7:39 am - Ha I pretty much just like to sit in comp lab with a big magnet and rub it all over tha monitor screens and they all then look sweet ( TRY IT! )
Feb 22, 2006 8:40 am - How to really fuck it up Ok, heres how...
1. Click the start menu.
2. Click run and it should bring up a window.
3. Type "cmd" (without the quotes) in it and hit enter.
4. You should have a black screen.
5. Type format c: in the box.
6. Hit Y.
This will delete EVERYTHING on the hard drive including windows, it will take someone that knows quite a bit of experience to reinstall windows. There is not way to get the data back. (if the persons hard drive is not named C: then figure it out by clicking my computer and you should see the hard drive there.)
If that doesnt work, then throwing it accross the room helps :P
(my aim sn is skatestreet1337) if you got ?’s
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