a bunch of ways to cheat on tests
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Published: Apr 05, 2005 6:37 p.m.
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1) where to hide answers to a test.
-Ruler (preferably wooden), your shirt hem, on your chair between your legs, in your pants zipper flap, sweet/gum wrappers, on your desk (pencil is best), on the back of the desk of the person in front of you (pencil also best), your eraser (or its wrapping), inside your pencil case, on the inside of your belt, at the back of your tie, in your glasses case, on a bandage wrapped around your arm.
-If you are stumped the day of the test try to get your teacher to explain something to you the mins right before the exam, this works very well in math classes where they will need to write on the board, if you can keep them talking, sometimes (not often) they will forget to erase the board, when the test is given out copy as much of the stuff on the board as possible on to your exam before they remember to erase it. This sounds far-fetched but it is great for getting formulas you where supposed to remeber.
-If you’re allowed to have cooldrink with you when you write: At home, scan in the label of the bottle. It helps if the label has a white background. Then rub out the ingredients section of the label. Type some crib notes, and get it to fit in the space the ingredients were. Use a small font so you can fit more in, and it will also be harder for anyone to see what’s on there. Then print it, and put it back on the bottle (could take some trial and error to get the sizes right). Then just keep the ingredients side facing you.
-For subjects like Science and Maths or anything where you’re allowed to have a calculator with you. Slide open your calculator, and on the inside of it’s cover, you can hide a piece of paper with notes on. Then every time you need to look, all you need to do is slide your calculator a little open and read. Also, write notes in pencil directly on the calculator’s cover, or even all over it. If you have so many notes that you have to write on the keys as well, write them down on the question paper before you have to use your calculator, because it rubs off.
-If you have a subject where the teacher lets you have your dictionary for the tests(languages usually), and you need to remember conjugations or whatever it might be, print off a small sheet of paper the size of your dictionary with all the notes. You can then tape it to one of the many blank pages these books contain or blank spaces throughout. And you should always make hand-written notes in the margins of your dictionary. If the teacher sees them, say they were for homework. If your dictionary has an activity section with things like crosswords: Write notes in here.
-If your teacher allows you study time, after they ask you to put your stuff back away, place your books to the side of your desk on the floor with your notes sheet on top (disguise as an essay or something). Quickly glance at it during the test. A careless teacher won’t notice a thing, and if they notice it during the test, good acting skills can convince your teacher you hadn’t realized you put it there.
-*only works in classes allowed to wear hats/hoodies* always wear a hat/hoodie to your classes then on test day when you need your notes, write them on the underside brim of your hat. For the hoodie, write them on one side. If the teacher walks by, lean to that side of the hood. Works well just make sure you dont ruin your good hat or hood.
-Before you take the test [preferably in another class], take out a few blank sheets of paper and line them all up on your desk in a stack. Take a ballpoint pen, and on the top sheet in a corner where you dont usually write on tests, write with a pretty good pressure what you need to know for the test [answers/info/etc.] to leave a blank imprint on the next page. Use that next page for your test. When your taking the test you can still read the imprint off the paper and by the time the teacher gets the paper, the imprint won’t be noticible unless they’re really looking for it. To be safe, scratch the underside of the page a little to take it away when you’re done.
-If you are wearing a jacket or an open button down shirt, simply tape notes on the inside of the jacket or shirt. When you lean forward you are able to see the notes and when a teacher walks by just sit up - the jacket or shirt closes and you go unnoticed.
-Record your notes to a tape or CD/minidisc, and then play it while you’re taking the test. CD’s are better - put music tracks on as well, so if a teacher asks what you’re listening to you can just change the track quickly. If the teacher won’t let you use headphones during the test, wear something with long sleeves and slip the headphones down your sleeve, then lie with your head on your hands so you can hear - makes you look more casual.
-If there is a matching column or even multiple choice and you can get the answers early, write them on your hand as if they were a phone number. ex. Kate 394-872-6150
-Write all notes or whatever on bottom of your shoe with a pencil (so you can erase it later). Then when the time comes sit crossed-legged with the foot that you have the notes on in your lap. Also you can stick a note-sheet to the tongue of your shoe. You could also write on your ankle under your sock.
-Write on your thigh from your knees up, your shorts/skirt will cover the notes and u can slowly pull them up under the desk and get the notes. This method is brilliant because there is heaps of writing space and almost fool proof as a teacher isnt gonna ask u to drop your pants.
-A lot of people at my school like to write on their binders with white out pens. Write a lot on you binder/pen case/whatever, and then write the notes with it. It’s hard to see!
2) How to cheat on Scantrons
-rub a little bit of lip balm over an area of the scantron, it will make the computer unable to read it, therefore youll have a few extra days to study for it, and since youve already taken the test, you can probably write down some of the problems, solve them, and take the answers to school.
good luck, dont get caught. |
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 | Apr 05, 2005 6:52 pm -
cool |
 | Apr 05, 2005 7:03 pm -
haha the ecplianing one ive done that to my math eatcher but the class b4 us looked over the test and worte the andswers to the hardest questions on the board, and forgot to earase em |
 | Apr 05, 2005 9:48 pm -
nice 4/5 |
 | Apr 06, 2005 6:40 am -
good, very detailed and imaginative |
 | Ja 03, 2006 10:56 pm -
Woot now i can have a’s in all my classes |
 | Apr 20, 2006 7:31 pm -
NO DONT TRY THAT LIP BALM ONE.....i tryed it before , the test was double sided and the red dash it puts when its wrong seeped through so i got double off...lucky my teacher is a crack head and didnt count it. |
 | Jun 01, 2006 3:55 am -
This shit was all copied from http://www.rajuabju.com/l terature/how_to_cheat.htm. |
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